AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

...Fujiko, did someone have a little too much to drink?

ooc: Get on aim!!!!! \o/

[doubleppk]

............... NO! There really is a gnome! I TOLD them it would attack but they were all "Ahahaha no it won't." And then "Don't worry we'll protect you!" damn little bastards.

[igotabigspatula.livejournal.com]

Gnomes attacked you? Are you still on the sub?

[doubleppk]

Yes. One gnome. Don't let it fool you. It pretends to be a garden gnome but it's EVIL and possessed!!! Also. Did you go with Ranma to Sweden's ship?

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

I'll save you Fuji-kins!

1/3

[doubleppk]

2/3

[doubleppk]

Lupin?

Where the hell are you?

[doubleppk]

Do you even know where I am?

And I don't need your help.

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Miss Fujiko are you all right? What's wrong? Where are you? Do you need help?

[doubleppk]

Closet. I'm not sure which one. Yes, please. Be careful of lawn gnome.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Gnome?

[doubleppk]

Yes. Evil lawn gnome. Of DOOM. Help.

[smilingbetrayal.livejournal.com]

Yer bein' attacked by a gnome? My, that is unfortunate isn't it?

[doubleppk]

Yes. Bullets don't work. I need to find my silver bullets. They're in a pocket somewhere....

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

You found their notes.

[doubleppk]

Hn. We have 2 helicoptors it would seem. Stolen from the S.S. Haruhi I guess. And a bunch of unmarked rooms.

Reborn-san... Lawn gnome.... of doom.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

...that sounds really dangerous! Be careful, Fujiko... I should probably put off my visit, hm...

[doubleppk]

Thank-you Princess.

Tch. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be gone by the time you get here. Probably. Because if it's not gone in a couple hours I'm blowing it up and to hell with the fact I've only got two grenades.

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you going on about?!

[doubleppk]

LAWN GNOME! It jumped out and attacked me when I was exploring the unmarked rooms on the ship!

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

A gnome? where?

[doubleppk]

Hallway near the closet. Come help us find it! But be careful. It's EVIL. It tried to kill me and Silver.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Now now, I find this abuse of the word gnome highly offensive. It is a fact well known that the common Lawn Gnome, Gnomen Gramen, is in fact a member of the elemental group. The very incarnation of an unkempt lawn complete with swallowed up garden shears and bottles thrown over the wall by passing drunks.

[doubleppk]

.................

....

I'm... sorry? What the....

Are you going to try to kill me too?!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Didn't I tell you something about starting to drink water, Fujiko?

[doubleppk]

God damn it! I'm not drunk! Miranda already suggested that. It's an evil gnome. Oh fuck you Mello.

[levelcsun.livejournal.com]

Lawn Gnomes?

Aren't they supposed to be non living objects?

[doubleppk]

Supposed to be, yes. Stay that way? No. Apparently not.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Gnome?! you are fucking joking… right?

[v3sp-wom4n.livejournal.com]

Lawn gnones?! Are they the same gnomes from space?!

If they are thoses are the real nasty ones.

Ko-chan! Do you need help? I have my guitar locked and loaded baby and I'm ready to take on any gnome!

[doubleppk]

What gnomes from space?

.... You're going to beat them up with a guitar?! Well we have one good gnome, one bad gnome. We have to find the evil one but don't confuse it for the black-haired turnip loving on.

[justice-forall.livejournal.com]

What is the matter??

[doubleppk]

I got attacked by an evil lawn gnome!!

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD kjhKSJHJSK

I KNEW IT MAN IkneW IT GAH--!!

THEY'Vet AKEN YOUR UNDERWEAR aNd now they're OUT FOR YoUR BLOOD!!! AHH!!!

[doubleppk]

I have my underwear.

[fireofshandora.livejournal.com]

What's a gnome? And a helicopter?

[doubleppk]

Apparently there's different kinds of gnomes.

One is an evil lawn gnome that attacked me. Looks like this:


The other apparently loves turnips and has insane family members but is otherwise friendly.

And a helicopter is a flying machine you ride inside. To fly.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Gnome?
You are not hurt, are you?!

[doubleppk]

I'm scratched but otherwise I'm fine. You know of gnomes?

[yagyuuh.livejournal.com]

I trust you got away alright.

Interesting, the gnomes where I'm from usually tend to stay as lawn ornaments or in stories, at least.

[doubleppk]

Kind of. Silver helped scare it off some but now we can't find it again.

Well yeah that's usually the case where I'm from too. Unless they're cursed. Like this one.