AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

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[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

A-am I doing it again?! Oh man, oh jesus...!!

It's those gnomes that drive me INSANE!! I can't even go to slEEP AT NIGHT, MAN!! IT'S WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!

AND I'M RUNNING OUTOFcoFFeEiuywyiu

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..........................

Lay some traps and get some sleep. What do gnomes eat besides turnips?

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

I'vE TRIED THAT AND it doesnt WORKkk GAH-!!

HUMAN FLESH

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................................

O... kaaaaaay.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

I'M SERIOUS!!

Jesus... S-stan and Kyle and the rest of them didn't believe me until THE GNOMES CAME INTO MY ROOM FOR MY UNDERPANTS!!!

I BET THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SENT ME HERE TOO HJDGHGSJHG i god im gonna die--

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............. :|

Get off the drugs kid.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

I-I'M NOT ON DRUGS LADY-!!!

w-why does everyone think that--!! find your happy place like the doctor said--

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..... Call it a suspicious aura you give off.

And it's fine, my drawers are trapped anyway so any gnome that tries to steal my things will get his fingers cut off.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

ITS MY ADD-!!

w-wait let ME JUST FIND my center like dr norrissaid!!

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... Right.

You should meet Sun.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

T-there...

Sun?

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levelcsun She's equally distractable.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

Is... he from World of Warcraft?

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... What's that? And she's a cat. I think. Yes. That's what Ace called her.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

It's a video game that you play online.

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Huh. Never heard of it.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

I-It's fun i guess...

Uh, Lady?

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Oh.

Fujiko Mine, yes?

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

Tweek Tweak-!!

I-I'm starting to-- ohgodman sjhsjkh.

Do yOu knowwher ee i can gett some coffee?!

ooc: I love you :D WHO ARE YOU?! XD

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........

Um.

Check with the marines? Or a coffee shop on an island somewhere? Where are you?

ooc; WELL NOW YOU KNOW 8D

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

i'm onthis island AND THERE ISNTE COOFEE ANYWHERE OH GOSYGD

WHAT AM I GOING TODO IMG OING TO DIE AND I DONT EVEN KNOW wHeRE I AMm

DID I GET ABDUCTED oh sweet jesus man I'M DEAD

<3!

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Huh.

....

...

I'm going to regret asking this... but... do you want help?

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

You can? y-you Will?

Y-YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME ARE YOU?!

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I can yes.

No. I wasn't intending to.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

Jesus christ, man-- my parents are going to kill me...

O-okay.