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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm
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  • Current Music: Attack of the Killer Lawn Gnomes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!
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doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (hiding)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
... Don't underestimate it. It has a knife and moves faster than eye can follow. And it resists bullets.

Uh... don't do that.

[identity profile] kineticjustice.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry Miss Fujiko! There's no way I'll lose. I think I'm getting close. I hear... chopping noises.

I won't use too much of my ESP power.
doubleppk: (army machine gun)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh awesome.

Good. Okay. Thanks Silver!

1/2

[identity profile] kineticjustice.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome Miss Fuji--akfhnfionlakn
doubleppk: (gagged and bound)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
It has an AXE now too?!?! God damn it!

((ooc: I meant knife. xD Oh well. xD))

[identity profile] kineticjustice.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, Miss Fujiko! I stopped it. And... the gnome is gone now. I think. It ran away I think because I don't see it now. Or its hiding.
doubleppk: (WHAT?)

ooc: >_> let's just make it he found more weapons <_< EVIL GNOME *_*

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD! It must have done that thing where jumps on your back!!! QUICK! RUN BACKWARDS INTO A WALL!!

ooc: The more weapons the better! xD

[identity profile] kineticjustice.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's on me though, Miss Fujiko! I would feel it.

Maybe you should leave the closet before it returns.
doubleppk: (army machine gun)

ooc: Definitely

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Okay!

We have to hunt it down though! Maybe we can get the wolves to track it by scent.

Um.

What do gnomes smell like? :|

Re: ooc: Definitely

[identity profile] kineticjustice.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Okay! Then there's no way it will harm anyone else.

I don't know. I hadn't seen one until today.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (motorcycle justice)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. Okay. Well let's go check the main frame security cameras and see what we can pull up.
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