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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm
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  • Current Location: SDC closet I forget which
  • Current Music: Attack of the Killer Lawn Gnomes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!
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[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
They're there. You're just not looking hard enough.
doubleppk: (gagged and bound)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... Sure. Well... I'm pretty sure they couldn't fit in here in the closet with me anyway. It's a very small closet.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Trolls are good at that. Do you feel any random warm air? They're breathing.
doubleppk: (coy)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Uh maybe? There's some warm air near the vent. But that's probably just the heat.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Then that's not random warm air. That's the heater.
doubleppk: (Hello there sailor)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah there's not other random warm air though... so... Maybe they just collect around you?

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe I know what I'm talking about.
doubleppk: (watch me walk away)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say you didn't.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
When I say they are in the closet with you breathing down your neck, they are.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (hiding)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
..... That's really scary.

How do I make them stop?
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
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How do I make a pact with them?

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
You offer your body as a host for them to live in.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
......... NO! I'm not going to agree to be posessed at whim! WTF?!

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Not possessed. Just for them to live.
doubleppk: (coy)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
... Are they parasites? Wouldn't they rather live under a nice little bridge somewhere? I need my body. For fighting and things.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I have more trolls than I can count living in me. Does it seem to affect me?
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (sunglasses)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm not really sure because I didn't know you before they were living there.
doubleppk: (sca~ry~)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
So it turned you into a semi-docile bunny-loving pirates?
doubleppk: (lavendar)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Then I guess I don't really know what you're like now. What's the difference?
doubleppk: (lavendar)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

I don't want to take any risks on this one though. What if I don't like it?
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