AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[doubleppk]

Okay...

I'm confusd again. But sure.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

People say that a lot, sometimes I wonder if they don't like my stories.

[doubleppk]

No! I like them! The stuff about the timestop spell and having her own father and husband was confusing since who was the fathers of everyone and why and then I realized I didn't want to think that much on it because it delves into skeevy territory.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh well we don't talk about him much, to tell you the truth it was a bit of a scandal; him being a tax clerk and all.

[doubleppk]

Ah but of course. Those evil tax clerks.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Turnip hating scum.

[doubleppk]

Right. That. Could there be anything worse?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Hmph, tax men wearing beige plaid.

[doubleppk]

Fiends.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Not just tax men, but tax men who are boring to look at.

[doubleppk]

Indeed.