doubleppk: (WHAT?)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

[identity profile] witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Legends say you have to be careful from their bite, I'm on my way.

[identity profile] witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Their bite is supposed to be painful, though I never heard if it has other effects. They are also supposed to be peaceful, but that is obviously not the case.

[identity profile] witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
A cursed one? Perhaps a spell would do in this case.

[identity profile] witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try and remember a spell that will bind him in one place, that could be useful.