doubleppk: (WHAT?)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Obviously you're not doing it right. Take my second cousin six times removed for example, uncle Simon is forever saving the world, but I've told him countless times that his "Buggy the Friendly Balor" costume just isn't appropriate.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
A Balor? Oh, you probably don't know much about planar lore. A Balor is a huge flamey monstrosity that drips blood and torments turnips for fun! Anyway saving the world is often do or die, because quite often the person taking over the world wants to destroy it. Take auntie Edna for instance, her pet plan to take over the world with an army of giant stick insects was just so she could destroy it all and claim on the insurance afterwards.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that would be grandpa Yoric. Very big gnome in the insurance business is my grandpa.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
N-o, what relationship do your auntie and grandpa have? Oh well wait a moment, there was my grandma Isabella who through no fault of her own miscast a timestop spell and got pregnant with her own father, brother AND husband. We all had headaches over birthdays after that.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
People say that a lot, sometimes I wonder if they don't like my stories.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well we don't talk about him much, to tell you the truth it was a bit of a scandal; him being a tax clerk and all.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph, tax men wearing beige plaid.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Not just tax men, but tax men who are boring to look at.