AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[doubleppk]

Thank-you Princess.

Tch. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be gone by the time you get here. Probably. Because if it's not gone in a couple hours I'm blowing it up and to hell with the fact I've only got two grenades.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Ah...what...?

I hope so! But stay safe...? Maybe someone else would be better at taking care of it.

[doubleppk]

Hm?

Thanks. Yes... if they could find me...

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

W-what did you call me...?

Ah, I hope they don't then!

[doubleppk]

Princess? Sorry... you don't like it?

Well I'm out of the closet, we just have the find the gnome now, he ran away. The lawn gnome I mean. The other one is nice.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Ah...it's just that no one's ever called me that before...

There's another one?

[doubleppk]

It seemed befitting.

Yes there is.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Okay. ^_^

Do they look the same?

[doubleppk]

^_^

Not really at all. Just height I guess. The lawn gnome has a white beard, Jan has a black one. And Jan wears goggles and weird stuff. Lots of gadgets.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see.

I-in your icon...so cute

[doubleppk]

Hehe! :D Thanks. <3 Jyabura makes a very cute goat unicorn. Grumpy, but adorable. ^_^ If you get here you might be able to see him before he changes back. He's normally a werewolf.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Oh, is he changing back...?

[doubleppk]

Soon probably. Miranda is still a unicorn, but Lucci switched back already.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Aw...I don't know if I'd be able to get there...I'd like to see that. ^_^

[doubleppk]

We could come pick you up. We're on the way to several places already so depending where you are you might be very nearby.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Really? Would you be able to bring me back too?

[doubleppk]

Absolutely. ^_^

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Sometime tomorrow, maybe?

[doubleppk]

Sure Princess! As long as you don't mind waiting until rokushiki lessons are over.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

Okay, I can wait. ^_^

By the way...do you know if anyone on your ship could...help me get my boat fixed, maybe?

[doubleppk]

Oh yeah sure! Lots of people probably can.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

It's just...Hong Kong gave it to me so I want to be sure it gets the best possible treatment...

[doubleppk]

Oh... hn. Very well then.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

I'll keep looking. ^_^