AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[doubleppk]

akjdlaksj

SHUT UP!

Look the gnome is REAL! They SAID it wouldn't attack but it DID. And it attacked Silver too! I'm not drunk nor hallucinating. GRR! And you know what?! When those lamps beat the crap out of you I'm going to be the FIRST to laugh at you for it!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. Just burn it, or shoot at it.

[doubleppk]

I DID shoot it! The bloody thing is still alive!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's Richard's, shooting won't do much.

Throw it overboard.

[doubleppk]

We have to re-find it first. Elphaba and Silver are helping. Though I could use more.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Don't you have a small goat? He can track it, no?

[doubleppk]

He's busy at the moment.

He's kind of in a mood. And I'm not sure where the other wolves are.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Eh.

Sucks to be you then.

[doubleppk]

Tch. No love.

See if I tell you how to disarm the lamp monsters. :P

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

You don't know how to disarm lamp monsters.

[doubleppk]

I might.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Right.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Did someone mention Lamp Monsters?

[doubleppk]

Um. Yes?

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

What the--

The woman is being paranoid about some lamps that my crew stole from a casino.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh I'd be more careful than than, very dangerous things your average Lampie.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

It's LAMPS. The type you buy at a store. They aren't cursed.

[doubleppk]

THEY ARE TOO! They walked onto your ship and no one put them there!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Tsh, I'm sure it was Akito and he just doesn't remember.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ah you say that, but have you really looked at them? Lampies look just like normal lamps until they change, and then its rather too late for all involved I'm afraid.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Why me?

They are locked on a room, if they ever transform I'll melt them

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ah, but they become very resistant does your Lampie when they change. Of course its highly unpredicatable, I once saw one change into another lamp - it wasn't very combat effective let me tell you.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck are?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk, I see that no one around here was taught a civil tongue on their mama's knee. Why I'd recount the tale of my dear niece but twenty three years of age and she decided to go off dragon baiting. She cussed those dragons till they turned blue out of embarassment, although of course one of them was already blue so it didn't make much difference. When she got back all the dragons' parents had complained and her mama gave her such a hiding she still can't sit down today.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I don't really care.