AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

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[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Nercomancer? And boiler room... Okay. Don't worry, Miss Fujiko! I'll stop it with my telekinesis!

[doubleppk]

Thanks kiddo.

Um.

How does that work?

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Welcome, Miss Fujiko!

...What? My pk ability?

[doubleppk]

<3

Yes. Because the gnome is still trying to chop through the door.

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Miss Fujiko! I'm almost there! I think.

Well, my telekinesis... I can lift things, fly, destroy things with it...

[doubleppk]

Thanks kid.

Huh. I see. Sounds convenient. What do you usually use it for? And what's the cost?

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

What does the gnome... thing look like?

It is! Except when I'm drained from using it. I use it for all those things?

[doubleppk]

But without the basket, a lot bigger and wielding a knife. It's like a little bigger than Jyabura is as goat-unicorn.

Ahhh what happens when you get drained?

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Oh. Perfect! Looks easy to beat! I'll get rid of it in a snap for you Miss Fujiko!

When I use too much of my ESP power, I become really tired and can barely move.

[doubleppk]

... Don't underestimate it. It has a knife and moves faster than eye can follow. And it resists bullets.

Uh... don't do that.

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Don't worry Miss Fujiko! There's no way I'll lose. I think I'm getting close. I hear... chopping noises.

I won't use too much of my ESP power.

[doubleppk]

Oh awesome.

Good. Okay. Thanks Silver!

1/2

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Welcome Miss Fuji--akfhnfionlakn

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

It threw it's axe at me!

[doubleppk]

It has an AXE now too?!?! God damn it!

((ooc: I meant knife. xD Oh well. xD))

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Miss Fujiko! I stopped it. And... the gnome is gone now. I think. It ran away I think because I don't see it now. Or its hiding.

ooc: >_> let's just make it he found more weapons <_< EVIL GNOME *_*

[doubleppk]

OH GOD! It must have done that thing where jumps on your back!!! QUICK! RUN BACKWARDS INTO A WALL!!

ooc: The more weapons the better! xD

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's on me though, Miss Fujiko! I would feel it.

Maybe you should leave the closet before it returns.

ooc: Definitely

[doubleppk]

Okay!

We have to hunt it down though! Maybe we can get the wolves to track it by scent.

Um.

What do gnomes smell like? :|

Re: ooc: Definitely

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Okay! Then there's no way it will harm anyone else.

I don't know. I hadn't seen one until today.

[doubleppk]

Damn. Okay. Well let's go check the main frame security cameras and see what we can pull up.