AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

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[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

We-ell that sure is a might tempting offer there Fudgey, but I've got my own little establishment on my own dear vessel. I'd sure like to come aboard though, I'd bring Turnip Shakes for all and sundry of course.

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Turnip shakes... Yeah sure... of course. Uh. Don't mention any of the things you're on the run for to the Justice Brigade. Just stick with the lewd songs story.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

On the run? Why my dear Fudgey, who said I was on the run?

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Right. Stick with that. ^_^

.........

You're not some crazy necromancer with a killing addiction are you?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

My dear, nothing could be further from the truth. I am an illusionist, I can't cast necromancy. Not that anyone would want to, necromancers are nearly all evil turnip hating scum. I think one of my great greant aunts was a necromancer, but we don't talk about it much, not after the undead turnip riots of '73.

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....

You know normally when I ask that question people just STARE at me. Sometimes make awkward jokes to ease the tension, that sort of thing... Did I mention that I like you? So what kind of illusions can you do? Turnips I take it? But then why would anyone want to illusion a turnip when you can have the real thing, right?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

As I already said, you're far too tall for me. And I'm sorry to have to tell you, but you are very flat nosed.

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I didn't say in what way I like you. And cool your jets lover boy, I've got a pet werewolf for a boyfriend and he bites.

As far as flat noses go, I like mine. ^_^ But you should meet Nico Robin.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh its okay, its just I am so used to the Jansen Effect.

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What does that mean?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh you haven't heard of the Jansen effect? I have to beat the girls off with a stick when I walk down the streets at home.

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... Oh.

Strangely for me, I actually believe you. I'm wondering if that gnome bite did something to me.

Well Mr. Jansen, I assure you, you will not have to fend off my advances. I find you delightful but in a much more pet-like way. And I like my men to be much bigger than me on a regular basis. No offense, it's just like how you prefer gnome women.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if that is better or worse, but I shall endevour to take that as a compliment. So, may I have permission to come aboard? I've set my modest little vessel to rendezvous with yours.

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I meant it however you wish to take it yes. You do, yes. ^_^ And I believe you know Minsc already? So you can say hi while you're here if you wish.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh I mean to. I haven't seen Boo for a long time.

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You can try to help teach him rokushiki if you get here by Monday.

Oh gosh.

I would just... LOVE to see Lucci's reaction to you. Please please say you'll come. <3

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

I'm on my way over there now, I should be there in a matter of hours.