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Gnome.
Attacked me.
DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!
I'm in the closet.
... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this.When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!
Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!
Gnome.
Attacked me.
DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!
I'm in the closet.
... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this.
Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!
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You know normally when I ask that question people just STARE at me. Sometimes make awkward jokes to ease the tension, that sort of thing... Did I mention that I like you? So what kind of illusions can you do? Turnips I take it? But then why would anyone want to illusion a turnip when you can have the real thing, right?
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As far as flat noses go, I like mine. ^_^ But you should meet Nico Robin.
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Strangely for me, I actually believe you. I'm wondering if that gnome bite did something to me.
Well Mr. Jansen, I assure you, you will not have to fend off my advances. I find you delightful but in a much more pet-like way. And I like my men to be much bigger than me on a regular basis. No offense, it's just like how you prefer gnome women.
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Oh gosh.
I would just... LOVE to see Lucci's reaction to you. Please please say you'll come. <3
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