doubleppk: (WHAT?)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
As I already said, you're far too tall for me. And I'm sorry to have to tell you, but you are very flat nosed.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh its okay, its just I am so used to the Jansen Effect.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you haven't heard of the Jansen effect? I have to beat the girls off with a stick when I walk down the streets at home.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if that is better or worse, but I shall endevour to take that as a compliment. So, may I have permission to come aboard? I've set my modest little vessel to rendezvous with yours.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I mean to. I haven't seen Boo for a long time.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm on my way over there now, I should be there in a matter of hours.