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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

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Apparently there's different kinds of gnomes.

One is an evil lawn gnome that attacked me. Looks like this:


The other apparently loves turnips and has insane family members but is otherwise friendly.

And a helicopter is a flying machine you ride inside. To fly.

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But it looks like a strange old man. Why did it attack you?

A machine you can use to fly? Interesting.

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Except about a foot tall. Yes. I have NO idea why it attacked. Probably because it's EVIL. I told Gon and Killua not to trust it but they didn't listen to me.

Yes. It takes some... training to use well. I'm not bad at it.

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A foot tall.

You were frightened by a dwarfed little old man in a red cap???

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... No. It attacked me, I shot it. It didn't die from the bullet and did this ninja flip thing where it snuck up behind me and cut my cheek and tried to take my head off. At that point I took a tactical retreat into the closet for safety.

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...

Is it black magic??

Find it and destroy it!

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Probably. Mello said it might be one of Richard's leftover surprises and Reborn thinks it might be puppeted by someon so very possibly.

We're trying.

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Do it soon!

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We still haven't found him. This thing is starting to really tick me off.