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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm
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  • Current Music: Attack of the Killer Lawn Gnomes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!
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[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is it just one? And who said those things to you. You're not making sense.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (Pretty With a Pistol)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
... Yes... just one... but he's like a ninja! He did all these crazy blackflips and jumps when I tried to shoot him and almost knocked the pistol out of my had with a knife! I JUST escaped to this closet.

... The original owners of the lawn gnome. I TOLD THEM it was cursed but they didn't believe me. They said they'd keep it in their room and keep it from sneaking out to kill me but they're gone now and they left the gnome and it's EVIL.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
...maybe you made it angry?

doubleppk: (WHAT?)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
... How? Oh shit... you don't think it triggered one of my traps do you? I just set those for Kaku and Lucci. And any other damn idiot punks that try to fuck with me. Shit.

Um like this:
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Little plastic things people put in gardens or lawns. This one is CLEARLY cursed and evil.

She's been surfing the net alot thanks to not having hands

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)


Possibly... have you tried apologizing?
doubleppk: (bring it on honey)

lol makes sense to me. Fujiko's commercial knowledge is very 80s-70s and earlier though :|

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
The what?

Um. No. And I'm not going to. Little bastard tried to lob my head off.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. It was the Travelocity commercials, not the Expedia one. Here:



Do you have any other ideas?
doubleppk: (I have a gun and know how to use it)

ooc: Why yes, She IS violent

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
... Well that's weird.

Um. Shooting. If I can get a beat on it? Slamming it VERY VERY hard between some books... And a door. And rocks. And cutting it maybe. Or explosive.s

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it just wants to tell you about some vacation you've booked?

....remind me never to get on your bad side.
doubleppk: (machine gun smoke)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
With a knife to my throat?!?!

That'd be for the best, yes.
doubleppk: (sca~ry~)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Erm yes... Sorry... Just a little... frazzled. I shot it and it didn't die.... I'm a little unnerved.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Is anyone going to help you? I can try to get over there.
doubleppk: (Mm)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Erm. Not yet. It might take you awhile to get here, we're near the S.S. Awesome. You said you know real gnomes? How do you get rid of them?

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know any real gnomes, I just know what they are... I'm sorry I can't be of any more help, Fujiko.
doubleppk: (flying)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. It's um. It's ok kid. It's fine. I'll figure something out.

At least we have helicoptors as it turns out. 2 of them even. No idea what to do with them yet. When I get out of the closet safely I'm going to take a look. Maybe I'll give you a ride when you're back to normal~?

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Just one thing: What's a helicopter?

Surfing the internet these past few days have shown me A LOT has changed since the late 1800s.
doubleppk: (WHAT?)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's flying... machine. You ride it and it has blades that whirl really fast and it flies.
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You're from the 1800s?

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
It flies?! That's AMAZING!

End of the nineteenth century, to be exact.
doubleppk: (flying)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Um yes. I'm pretty good at driving them actually.

Huh. What year roughly? Do you know?

I looked all over and couldn't find an exact year -__-

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
....I don't quite remember. I want to say between 1890 and 1900. Why do you ask?
doubleppk: (Heart)

No worries <3

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I see... huh. I don't remember dates but I know I was born a long time after that.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think most people here were. Things have changed so much since my century.

Have you been able to get rid of the gnome?
doubleppk: (headphones)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

Not exactly. Silver scared it off some but now it's in hiding so we're trying to find it.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you got some help. And now it's scared of you instead of it.

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