AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

I do hope we're not back to harems again, because I don't really see myself as a sex object.

[doubleppk]

... While I guess she IS gathering a harem I meant more in that she would find you amusing. And I think she's vegetarian so she'd probably love a turnip shake.

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ah, you would be Elphaba then? You know I've got a nephew who turned just that colour after a particularly bad turnip burger followed by a fairground ride.

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

What.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Would you term it as emerald or grass? I can't quite see clearly from such a small picture.

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

Emerald.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Hmm, and just as pretty as one too.

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

............
I don't have a harem.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

And a mighty fine job that is too. Those things are an abomination - if they're run right.

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

I'm sure not.

[doubleppk]

For the record, Mello and I do not have ACTUAL harems. Just JOKING ones. I'm loyal my aforementioned werewolf. And he's a slut but not THAT much of one.

Elphaba's "harem" is more in that she's accidentally collecting suitors without meaning to. That is what I meant in any case.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ah I know that, I'm only joking around too. Such lovely women as you wouldn't be lowering yourself to the level of the nobility.

[doubleppk]

Lowering? Most people would call the status of nobility an elvation. I wouldn't but I tend to find one doesn't need a country to call their own when you can have the world at your fingertips. Why such a lofty opinion of them?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Turnip hating scum.

[doubleppk]

Ah. The worst kind clearly.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, no one hates turnips and their sales persons quite like the gentry.

[doubleppk]

Which is a shame because they should share their gems in exchange for some beautiful world-class turnips. It's only fair.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Well I suppose gems could be a useable currency, but you'd need an assayer on hand to give you the proper value.

[doubleppk]

Mm. I'm pretty good at assessing such things.

[hotandbrainless.livejournal.com]

I'd join it if you did ;)

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

Don't make this worse.

[hotandbrainless.livejournal.com]

Aaaand I'll just go and lock myself in my cabin and get my foot out of my mouth.

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

Off you go, then.