AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

You make a pact with them and they willingly come when needed and summoned.

[doubleppk]

.... What? Oh. How? Um how do I find them?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

They're everywhere.

[doubleppk]

Wait. So they could be here now and I just don't know it?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

They probably are there. Invisible. You can usually feel them.

[doubleppk]

Oh. Well I can't feel any so they must not be here. Damn.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

They're there. You're just not looking hard enough.

[doubleppk]

Ah... Sure. Well... I'm pretty sure they couldn't fit in here in the closet with me anyway. It's a very small closet.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Trolls are good at that. Do you feel any random warm air? They're breathing.

[doubleppk]

Uh maybe? There's some warm air near the vent. But that's probably just the heat.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Then that's not random warm air. That's the heater.

[doubleppk]

Yeah there's not other random warm air though... so... Maybe they just collect around you?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Or maybe I know what I'm talking about.

[doubleppk]

I didn't say you didn't.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

When I say they are in the closet with you breathing down your neck, they are.

[doubleppk]

..... That's really scary.

How do I make them stop?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

You don't.

[doubleppk]

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How do I make a pact with them?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

You offer your body as a host for them to live in.

[doubleppk]

......... NO! I'm not going to agree to be posessed at whim! WTF?!

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Not possessed. Just for them to live.

[doubleppk]

... Are they parasites? Wouldn't they rather live under a nice little bridge somewhere? I need my body. For fighting and things.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

I have more trolls than I can count living in me. Does it seem to affect me?

[doubleppk]

... I'm not really sure because I didn't know you before they were living there.

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

I was a viking.