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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

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[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
...Fujiko, did someone have a little too much to drink?
doubleppk: (WHAT?)

ooc: Get on aim!!!!! \o/

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
............... NO! There really is a gnome! I TOLD them it would attack but they were all "Ahahaha no it won't." And then "Don't worry we'll protect you!" damn little bastards.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is it just one? And who said those things to you. You're not making sense.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (Pretty With a Pistol)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
... Yes... just one... but he's like a ninja! He did all these crazy blackflips and jumps when I tried to shoot him and almost knocked the pistol out of my had with a knife! I JUST escaped to this closet.

... The original owners of the lawn gnome. I TOLD THEM it was cursed but they didn't believe me. They said they'd keep it in their room and keep it from sneaking out to kill me but they're gone now and they left the gnome and it's EVIL.

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
...maybe you made it angry?

doubleppk: (WHAT?)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
... How? Oh shit... you don't think it triggered one of my traps do you? I just set those for Kaku and Lucci. And any other damn idiot punks that try to fuck with me. Shit.

Um like this:
Photobucket

Little plastic things people put in gardens or lawns. This one is CLEARLY cursed and evil.

She's been surfing the net alot thanks to not having hands

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:40 am (UTC)(link)


Possibly... have you tried apologizing?

[identity profile] igotabigspatula.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Gnomes attacked you? Are you still on the sub?
doubleppk: (bring it on honey)

lol makes sense to me. Fujiko's commercial knowledge is very 80s-70s and earlier though :|

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
The what?

Um. No. And I'm not going to. Little bastard tried to lob my head off.
doubleppk: (shoulder)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. One gnome. Don't let it fool you. It pretends to be a garden gnome but it's EVIL and possessed!!! Also. Did you go with Ranma to Sweden's ship?

[identity profile] igotabigspatula.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
..What exactly did it do?

And yes, I did. I feel sort of out of place, having not met the owner yet, but I'll have to find him soon..

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. It was the Travelocity commercials, not the Expedia one. Here:



Do you have any other ideas?

[identity profile] mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'll save you Fuji-kins!
doubleppk: (I have a gun and know how to use it)

ooc: Why yes, She IS violent

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
... Well that's weird.

Um. Shooting. If I can get a beat on it? Slamming it VERY VERY hard between some books... And a door. And rocks. And cutting it maybe. Or explosive.s

[identity profile] time-exorcist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it just wants to tell you about some vacation you've booked?

....remind me never to get on your bad side.
doubleppk: (watch me walk away)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Attacked.

Well it's group-owned I think. I have no clue who the captain is.
doubleppk: (WHAT?)

1/3

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
doubleppk: (watch me walk away)

2/3

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Lupin?

Where the hell are you?
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (hiding)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Do you even know where I am?

And I don't need your help.

[identity profile] kineticjustice.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Miss Fujiko are you all right? What's wrong? Where are you? Do you need help?
doubleppk: (machine gun smoke)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
With a knife to my throat?!?!

That'd be for the best, yes.
doubleppk: (sca~ry~)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Closet. I'm not sure which one. Yes, please. Be careful of lawn gnome.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Gnome?

[identity profile] smilingbetrayal.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yer bein' attacked by a gnome? My, that is unfortunate isn't it?
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