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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-14 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Giant stick insects... but if there was no one left who would she collect insurance from? For that matter, who insures against giant stick insects taking over the world?

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that would be grandpa Yoric. Very big gnome in the insurance business is my grandpa.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-14 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. Is he married to Edna by any chance?

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
N-o, what relationship do your auntie and grandpa have? Oh well wait a moment, there was my grandma Isabella who through no fault of her own miscast a timestop spell and got pregnant with her own father, brother AND husband. We all had headaches over birthdays after that.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-14 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay...

I'm confusd again. But sure.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
People say that a lot, sometimes I wonder if they don't like my stories.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-14 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No! I like them! The stuff about the timestop spell and having her own father and husband was confusing since who was the fathers of everyone and why and then I realized I didn't want to think that much on it because it delves into skeevy territory.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well we don't talk about him much, to tell you the truth it was a bit of a scandal; him being a tax clerk and all.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-14 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah but of course. Those evil tax clerks.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. That. Could there be anything worse?

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-15 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph, tax men wearing beige plaid.

[identity profile] turnipsmeister.livejournal.com 2009-07-16 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Not just tax men, but tax men who are boring to look at.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-16 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed.
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