doubleppk: (WHAT?)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Flick it away with your thumb and index finger.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Then send in a troll or two.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Step one: Clear your mind.
Step two: Extend your arm.
Step three: Concentrate on the troll.
Step four: I'm a little teapot.
Step five: Instant troll.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You make a pact with them and they willingly come when needed and summoned.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
They probably are there. Invisible. You can usually feel them.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
They're there. You're just not looking hard enough.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Trolls are good at that. Do you feel any random warm air? They're breathing.

[identity profile] kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Then that's not random warm air. That's the heater.