AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

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... Right.

You should meet Sun.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

T-there...

Sun?

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levelcsun She's equally distractable.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

Is... he from World of Warcraft?

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... What's that? And she's a cat. I think. Yes. That's what Ace called her.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

It's a video game that you play online.

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Huh. Never heard of it.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

I-It's fun i guess...

Uh, Lady?

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Oh.

Fujiko Mine, yes?

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

Tweek Tweak-!!

I-I'm starting to-- ohgodman sjhsjkh.

Do yOu knowwher ee i can gett some coffee?!

ooc: I love you :D WHO ARE YOU?! XD

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........

Um.

Check with the marines? Or a coffee shop on an island somewhere? Where are you?

ooc; WELL NOW YOU KNOW 8D

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

i'm onthis island AND THERE ISNTE COOFEE ANYWHERE OH GOSYGD

WHAT AM I GOING TODO IMG OING TO DIE AND I DONT EVEN KNOW wHeRE I AMm

DID I GET ABDUCTED oh sweet jesus man I'M DEAD

<3!

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Huh.

....

...

I'm going to regret asking this... but... do you want help?

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

You can? y-you Will?

Y-YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME ARE YOU?!

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I can yes.

No. I wasn't intending to.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

Jesus christ, man-- my parents are going to kill me...

O-okay.

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... Where ARE your parents?

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

I-I DON'T KNOW-!!!

I was goingd to the shop whe nthe gnomes brought me here!!!

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Oh right. You might not want to come on this ship. We have 2 gnomes on board. One is evil, but the other is nice.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

NO!! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!

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Okay. Well good luck finding someone else to help you get coffee then. You could ask the marines I guess.

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

but I nEEd thE Cooffee befor e I KJshjhs

O-okay miss Fujikoo thank s!!

ooc: Epic timing, Smoker is finishing up a coffee > tea post :3

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Good luck.