AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

aldkjaslkjdalkjdslkjadlakjslkjd

Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh I'd be more careful than than, very dangerous things your average Lampie.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

It's LAMPS. The type you buy at a store. They aren't cursed.

[doubleppk]

THEY ARE TOO! They walked onto your ship and no one put them there!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Tsh, I'm sure it was Akito and he just doesn't remember.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ah you say that, but have you really looked at them? Lampies look just like normal lamps until they change, and then its rather too late for all involved I'm afraid.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Why me?

They are locked on a room, if they ever transform I'll melt them

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ah, but they become very resistant does your Lampie when they change. Of course its highly unpredicatable, I once saw one change into another lamp - it wasn't very combat effective let me tell you.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck are?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Tsk tsk, I see that no one around here was taught a civil tongue on their mama's knee. Why I'd recount the tale of my dear niece but twenty three years of age and she decided to go off dragon baiting. She cussed those dragons till they turned blue out of embarassment, although of course one of them was already blue so it didn't make much difference. When she got back all the dragons' parents had complained and her mama gave her such a hiding she still can't sit down today.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I don't really care.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Hmph, well there you go, youth of today and all that. Why even Uncle Scratchy would give up his evil ways if he ever saw what you whipper snappers get up to.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Well, I can proudly say I'm not a good example for anyone. Specially for Uncle Scratchy.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Young man you know not what you say when you take Uncle Scratchy's name in vain. Why, the last fellow who did that died of goblins, leprosy, drowning, crushing by a large crate, and then finally choked on a weasel. They say that was one of Uncle Scratchy's good days too.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I like him, then.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh, well I'm not sure how I should react to that. I'm not sure how Uncle Scratchy would react either come to think of it.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I'm an unpredictable person.

[doubleppk]

I like you. :D

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Another one for your harem?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ahem. Jan Jansen does not join harems, he discreetly visits them with gifts and walks away slightly shakily from the height difference

OH GOD XDDDD

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Fujiko would love you to visit her.

YOU CAN CALL ME JAN

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh why I am visiting her, and bringing turnip shakes for all.

[doubleppk]

He's too funny for yours. <3

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather not be in either of your harems to be honest, you're both far too tall for me.

[doubleppk]

Okay you can be in Reborn's harem. He's only a foot tall now.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

And then we come to the ever so slight problem of him being male, and unlikely to be a gnome. Not that I have anything against non-gnomes, several of my family have married them, but they're not for me. How you cope with such small heads and ears is beyond me.