AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[doubleppk]

Yes thank-you. I had our doctor look at it just in case since Elphaba thought it might be poisonous but it seems to be a normal cut.

Normally they're plastic/wood/metal decorations people use. This one was cursed. Old crew mates of mine found it when treasure hunting. They promised it wouldn't come to life and attack but they were wrong.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

I hope it does not hurt you again - or anyone, for that matter!

Perhaps it was alive to begin with? I am part wood as well, and I am not cursed.

[doubleppk]

Mm.

Probably. But it was hiding then and pretending not to be evil.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Then I hope it is caught immediately!

[doubleppk]

Yes thank-you.

This kind of thing seems to happen a lot on this ship. You're lucky you picked a quieter ship I suppose.

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Oh...that seems like very bad luck.

[doubleppk]

Yeah. I'm generally cursed like that.