AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[time-exorcist.livejournal.com]

...Fujiko, did someone have a little too much to drink?

[igotabigspatula.livejournal.com]

Gnomes attacked you? Are you still on the sub?

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

I'll save you Fuji-kins!

[kineticjustice.livejournal.com]

Miss Fujiko are you all right? What's wrong? Where are you? Do you need help?

[kongeriketnorge.livejournal.com]

Gnome?

[smilingbetrayal.livejournal.com]

Yer bein' attacked by a gnome? My, that is unfortunate isn't it?

[chameleongun.livejournal.com]

You found their notes.

[lu-dao-gu-niang.livejournal.com]

...that sounds really dangerous! Be careful, Fujiko... I should probably put off my visit, hm...

[bakudan-shounen.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you going on about?!

[witch-ofthewest.livejournal.com]

A gnome? where?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Now now, I find this abuse of the word gnome highly offensive. It is a fact well known that the common Lawn Gnome, Gnomen Gramen, is in fact a member of the elemental group. The very incarnation of an unkempt lawn complete with swallowed up garden shears and bottles thrown over the wall by passing drunks.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Didn't I tell you something about starting to drink water, Fujiko?

[levelcsun.livejournal.com]

Lawn Gnomes?

Aren't they supposed to be non living objects?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Gnome?! you are fucking joking… right?

[v3sp-wom4n.livejournal.com]

Lawn gnones?! Are they the same gnomes from space?!

If they are thoses are the real nasty ones.

Ko-chan! Do you need help? I have my guitar locked and loaded baby and I'm ready to take on any gnome!

[justice-forall.livejournal.com]

What is the matter??

[jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD kjhKSJHJSK

I KNEW IT MAN IkneW IT GAH--!!

THEY'Vet AKEN YOUR UNDERWEAR aNd now they're OUT FOR YoUR BLOOD!!! AHH!!!

[fireofshandora.livejournal.com]

What's a gnome? And a helicopter?

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Gnome?
You are not hurt, are you?!

[yagyuuh.livejournal.com]

I trust you got away alright.

Interesting, the gnomes where I'm from usually tend to stay as lawn ornaments or in stories, at least.