AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doubleppk]

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be Lupin if I did. :D

[doubleppk]

Mn. I suppose.

Lupin. Where are you?

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

Not sure. I just arrived on this new island a few days ago.

[doubleppk]

Any idea what island it is?

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

Nope. I'm trying to get my hands on the map. That shiny thing I'm after has gone and disappeared on me.

Why? You worried about me, Muffin?

[doubleppk]

You never were too clear about what that shiny thing was~

Nope. Just making notes on where to stay away from. <3

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

As long as I know what it is. That's what matters.

I knew you cared.

[doubleppk]

No fun.

I do not! Idiot.

Tch. I liked you better when you were missing.

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

It is for me.

You missed me, didn't you? It's okay. You can admit it.

[doubleppk]

Moron. I did not miss you. You're never gone long enough to miss.

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

A-ha! So you would miss me.

[doubleppk]

No. Tch. Dumbass. Scram. Go find your shiny thing you won't share.

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

Okay! See ya, Fuji-cakes. Maybe your girlfriend...boyfriend...thing will come save you before the lawn gnomes eat you. Good luck with that.

[doubleppk]

Jealous Lupin?

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

Of the guy who can't decide his gender? Hardly.

Remember, you're not the only woman I can get, Fuji-cakes.

[doubleppk]

He's all man Lupin. Don't make me stick a pink banana down your throat. Knowing you, you'd probably ENJOY being a girl for a week.

You couldn't even get me Lupin so I'm not threatened.

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

A-ha! So you would feel threatened.

[doubleppk]

... STOP THAT! Tch. Idiot.

Who'd feel threatened over a... a... повелительниц-убийца like you?

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

You love it.

[doubleppk]

Do not. Give it up idiot.

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

Okay, Fuji-cakes. But you'll miss me when I'm gone. You know it~!

1/2

[doubleppk]

Don't bet on it Lupin. You wouldn't want to break your winning streak, now would you?

[doubleppk]

Where are you going anyway?

[mrstickyfingers.livejournal.com]

To get my shiny thing, of course.

[doubleppk]

Of course.

Worried I'll be you to it~?