AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!

Comments

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Hmph, well there you go, youth of today and all that. Why even Uncle Scratchy would give up his evil ways if he ever saw what you whipper snappers get up to.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Well, I can proudly say I'm not a good example for anyone. Specially for Uncle Scratchy.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Young man you know not what you say when you take Uncle Scratchy's name in vain. Why, the last fellow who did that died of goblins, leprosy, drowning, crushing by a large crate, and then finally choked on a weasel. They say that was one of Uncle Scratchy's good days too.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I like him, then.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh, well I'm not sure how I should react to that. I'm not sure how Uncle Scratchy would react either come to think of it.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I'm an unpredictable person.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Ah that reminds me of my cousin Frederick. He was rather unpredictable too.

[doubleppk]

What happened to him?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

What? Oh he died of pneumonia a few years back, tragic really. He'd just finished his house the day before. Of course it fell down the next night so it was probably lucky he was already dead.

[doubleppk]

He doesn't sound like much of a master carpenter.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Oh he was, its just his house was made of stone.

[doubleppk]

Hahaha! :D Nice. Not for your Uncle obviously but for the story. ^_^

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

My cousin I think you'll find.

[doubleppk]

Ah yes. You're right of course. For some reason I had him momentarily confused with Uncle Scratchy.

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Now that's not a good thing to get mistaken. Uncle Scratchy is an evil creature that would filch your turnips as soon as look at you.

[doubleppk]

That does sound dour yes. At least he's not a necromancer?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

I don't think so, but it wouldn't surprise me with the plots and schemes he comes up with on a regular basis.

[doubleppk]

I see. I'll make sure to stay away from him. Given the story with the hoe I take it he can often be seen scratching?

[turnipsmeister.livejournal.com]

Well no, he spent most of that day cleaning Griffon off of himself.

[doubleppk]

... Of course.