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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-07-11 09:23 pm
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  • Current Music: Attack of the Killer Lawn Gnomes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gnome.

Attacked me.

DAMN IT! I told them it was dangerous but did they listen!?!? NO! FUCK. Why couldn't they take it with them?!?! SOMEONE HELP!

I'm in the closet.


... In other news. We have a helicoptor?!? WHAT?! Does ANYONE here know when/how we got it? The notes say it's in disrepair. I'll have to take a look at this. When the fucking creepy gnome with a KNIFE isn't trying to chop my head off!

Lawn gnomes are evil. Anyone not on the sub know about this? Or how to get rid of it??? Or something?!?!
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[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
nonoNO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!

THEY COME INTO YOUR ROOM AT AT 3AM aNdSTEAL YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The only person who's stolen my underwear in a long time is Lambo.
doubleppk: (cowgirl)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Lambo? ... N.... Yes.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
KJSH OH MY GOD

KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS YOU!! GAH-!! jesus christ oh my god-!!!
doubleppk: (I have a gun and know how to use it)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! Lambo's my pet cow!

He's not here anyway.

And one of the other gnomes is nice. The other one is evil and I already tried to kill it.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
... oh.

GNOMES AREN'T NICE!! NONE OF THEM ARE!!
doubleppk: (headphones)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Jan is! He's going to show me his bags of holding and money! And he has VERY funny stories.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
KJNKDHKJ NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! THEY PROFIT OUT OF UNDERPANTS!!!

once he gets close to you he'll chop your neck off AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD
doubleppk: (coy)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...............

Are you on drugs?
doubleppk: (watch me walk away)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
... You sure about that? You're not exactly instilling confidence in your sanity here.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
A-am I doing it again?! Oh man, oh jesus...!!

It's those gnomes that drive me INSANE!! I can't even go to slEEP AT NIGHT, MAN!! IT'S WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!

AND I'M RUNNING OUTOFcoFFeEiuywyiu
doubleppk: (blue dress gun)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
..........................

Lay some traps and get some sleep. What do gnomes eat besides turnips?

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I'vE TRIED THAT AND it doesnt WORKkk GAH-!!

HUMAN FLESH
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
................................

O... kaaaaaay.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M SERIOUS!!

Jesus... S-stan and Kyle and the rest of them didn't believe me until THE GNOMES CAME INTO MY ROOM FOR MY UNDERPANTS!!!

I BET THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SENT ME HERE TOO HJDGHGSJHG i god im gonna die--
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
............. :|

Get off the drugs kid.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I'M NOT ON DRUGS LADY-!!!

w-why does everyone think that--!! find your happy place like the doctor said--
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
..... Call it a suspicious aura you give off.

And it's fine, my drawers are trapped anyway so any gnome that tries to steal my things will get his fingers cut off.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
ITS MY ADD-!!

w-wait let ME JUST FIND my center like dr norrissaid!!
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
... Right.

You should meet Sun.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-07-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] levelcsun She's equally distractable.

[identity profile] jeezuzchrist.livejournal.com 2009-07-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Is... he from World of Warcraft?

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