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[doubleppk]

[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

Comments

[Voice]

[originaljackass]

[... well, what the hell kind of message was that?]

You sure about that?

[Voice]

[doubleppk]

Of course.

Who needs scheduled appointments or champagne, or all that gushy love crap?

[Voice]

[originaljackass]

You didn't seem to mind acting like you would put out a month ago.

[Does he sound a little testy now? Maybe.]

[Voice]

[doubleppk]

Well, you know what they say about men who fall for all show~

[Voice]

[former-third.livejournal.com]

That was... very nice.

[Not that she has much... or any real experience with music, mind.]

[Voice]

[doubleppk]

Ahah...

Thanks. [Small blush though it can't be seen right away.] Not that I often do that or anything. [Lying. Lying so hard.]

[Voice]

[aero-dienamic.livejournal.com]

And Happy Valentine's day to you too, Fujiko~

[Voice]

[former-third.livejournal.com]

[Oh, it's Val...

For some reason her speaking up annoys Nel, but she keeps that bottled up for the moment by not talking to her.]

Where did you learn that?

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

Yes. After today I think I need one.

[Voice]

[doubleppk]

Rough day sweetie?

[Voice]

[purpledemoneyes.livejournal.com]

... I guess you could say that. Have you had a good valentine's day?

[Voice]

[doubleppk]

I've had better, to be honest.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

-slow.... clap...-

[doubleppk]

Aha.

Sorry.

I wasn't exactly trying or anything.

[1week-wizard.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm certain.

[doubleppk]

Ah... how are you Patchouli?

[Distracts!]

[karatebunny.livejournal.com]

Waii~! I didn't know you could do that, Fuji-chan~! ♥

[doubleppk]

Oh? Which part?

[karatebunny.livejournal.com]

All the parts! That was so cool ne, the thing you did with the guns~ ♥

[Voice]

[youkai-buster.livejournal.com]

[is rather drunk already, he claps and and whistles enthusiastically] Encore!

[Voice]

[doubleppk]

[Laughs.]

Sorry, one show is enough for now I think. Though~ I'm glad you approve!

[Voice]

[youkai-buster.livejournal.com]

Eh? But the night has baaaaaarely started!

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Raph hasn't heard gunfire like that since he got mixed up in the New York City gang wars. One minute he's in his old dojo, doing a little spring cleaning, and the next, it's fucking World War III. Someone or something is getting pumped full of lead.

So like all normal people, Raph runs toward the sound of gunfire at a million miles an hour. His heart is racing and he's totally ready to kick some ass. He's also wielding the push broom he'd been sweeping with like a weapon.

When he finally sees Fujiko, he stops flat in his tracks, hovering in the entrance way with the push broom held limply in his hands. His expression a mix of shock, amusement, and extreme horror. Don't mind him.]

[doubleppk]

[And with the last of the machine gun fire, she's hiking up the skirt of the cowgirl dress to put the much too long guns in holsters that shouldn't possibly manage to stay hidden under that costume; but somehow they manage. Fujiko invented hammerspace you know. She wipes down the PPKs checking for the usual signs of fracture or overheating and cleans them up, ready to put those away too, before heading for the snowmen. No sense leaving traces that can be used to match bullets if she ever needs the anonymity after all.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[That's... not where guns are supposed to go. Raph will stay right where he is, thank you very much. Keep his distance from the crazy lady.

If he had any common sense, he'd just turn around and go back to his business. Luckily for us, he's gravely lacking in that area.]

What the hell was that for!?