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[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

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[Fujiko... sweeping... yeah no.]

Do I have to? [POUT.] You just said you don't have much left. Besides, I'd rather observe your broom-fu style.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

What, you afraid of a little work?

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Yes.

[At least she's honest.] Besides, it's a little early for Spring Cleaning, ne?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[For a moment, he eyes her up and down, frowning. Dressed up in that costume, she looks like one of those models in the old Playboy magazines he kept behind a loose brick in the wall of his room back home. A skinny little doe-eyed thing with damn impressive boobs. But you know, she'd be more impressive if she wasn't so obviously a spoiled brat. Not that he's got a reason to be picky, but he hates people like that, people who have stuff handed to them all their lives.

He rolls his eyes. Yeah, she's probably just messing with him anyways.]

Whatever you say, Princess.

[He snorts and gets back to sweeping.] Wouldn't want to break a nail.

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Che. I've swept more floors than you kiddo, [Easiest disguise is ALWAYS a maid. No one pays any attention to them.] and earned my right to decline. Your conversation is endearing, but not enough to put me to free labor.

My nails are real. And I'm not a Princess.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He keeps sweeping, fighting grin.] Ah, she's feisty too.

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Only when I want to be~

Besides, isn't this training or something? I wouldn't want to deprive you of the opportunity to get stronger.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I can bench four-hundred. Why would sweepin' make me stronger?

[He might be flexing a little while he pushes that broom around. Maybe.]

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Four--FOUR HUNDRED?!

For real?!

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Yep. Piece of cake.

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That-- no way! I might actually have to see that. That's like strongman circus strength... so cool.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[This wins you many points, Fujiko. Many, many points.

Grinning, he flexes his bicep. Yep. It's pretty damn impressive, ain't it?]

Wanna feel?

[So maybe it's a dumb idea, and maybe she's got a boyfriend. But if she's flirting with him (or at least he thinks she is), then he's allowed to flirt back.]

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Ah... Really? Can I?

[When Jack offers to let her play with his biceps then they'll talk.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

'Course.

[He's kind of amazed at his own confidence but... it's not often a pretty girl appreciates his muscles and actually wants to touch him.]

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[Totally feels him up. God.]

Oh wow. That is really impressive.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[By now he's wishing he could return the favor.

His grin only widens, and the feel of her warm hand across his muscle sends an excited sensation to a part of him that's definitely not his arm.]

You like that?

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Yeah! Most guys are total weaklings relying on stuff other than real muscles and strength you know?

Power's always attractive.

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Attractive, huh? [He chuckles, feeling lightheaded.] Yeah, most people around here don't know how to fight worth nothin'. They just cast their little magic spells and think they're tough shit. Wouldn't stand one second in a real fight.

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Such a shame~

Though I'm sure there's definitely something to be said for Val's wind magic. Even if it does leave her naked most of the time. [Winks playfully.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

What, really? [That catches him off guard, has to clear his throat and tries to recover before he looks like a total perv. He pulls his arm away and rubs at the back of his neck.] I mean...uh...wow, that's uh... inconvenient.

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[LAUGHS.]

Especially since she only likes girls, hm?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He grins awkwardly despite himself.]

Heh. Nice.

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[BEAMS back.]

Of course she's teaching me how do it too~ I'm not nearly as good though.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Guess you wouldn't know 'til it blew your close off. [He grins cheekily, but his face is most definitely turning a darker shade of green. He can't believe he just said that.]

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[Grins back, still slightly invading his personal space, but not enough that it's clear how much she's flirting or not.]

At least when it does then I know I'll be kickass at it, hm~? [Grins happily, as close as one could get without actually laughing.]