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[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

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They end up all regrets?

Exactly. [Small grow to her voice and good thing this isn't in person or she'd kick him.]

[He'd DEAL WITH IT. Maybe.] Maybe it wouldn't happen if there was less show, more action.

Maybe we tried doing what I want for once.

Yeah? And what would that entail?

[Backs up the claim with a shot from her Browning. The others aren't refilled quite yet.]

Guns.

Or we could so something fun. Aren't you supposed to be adventurous?

[He doesn't so much as recoil at the sound of a gunshot. It just widens his frown.]

My idea of adventurous doesn't include ending the night with a cold shower.

Che. Typical male. Always thinking with your dick first.

That ain't true and you know it.

Oh? Care to prove me wrong?

Only if it's worth my time.

Meet me over by the barracks where I made the snowmen. We can go back to my place for a little tango~

[Of course if he does do that, he'll just find a note stuck to the snowmen with "Told you so." She's done it to Lupin & co. a thousand times.]

Not in the mood for another one of your games, Fujiko. Pass.

[Frankly, woman, he just wishes he could be rid of you so he could find some other woman.]

Che... this is why it's never any fun when someone knows me too well.

Maybe that wouldn't happen if you let someone get to know you.

[A small hurt noise, quickly covered up by kicking something.]

Yeah. Right.

[......]

I'm going out for a drink.

[She can find him at Good Spirits. Maybe not. But that's where he intends to be now.]

[Since she was planning on drinks with Tsuzuki, she'll sneak up behind him and give a shoulder rub.]

Sorry babe. [Small blush on her part.] Just working through... stuff... right now. You know? [Kisses cheek and lightly nibbles his ear to try to make it up to him.]

[You know, that's all very nice and all, but frankly just no spark there. And he knows where this road lead, which is why he barely reacts to the flirting.]

We've all got our baggage, Fujiko.

Some more than others, hm?

[Light shove to the back of his head, not painful even if he was a baby.]

Look... I'm not saying we should call it quits... [That just makes her sad, but on the other hand...] but we should consider something.

[Actually Jack has no baggage at all, because he's goddamn Jack. He goes where he wants and doesn't afraid of anything.]

Something would be nice. Just for once.

Other than that. [Stated so flatly.]

What, you looking for us to go out on a picnic or something?

No!

I don't know. Jeez... you always make everything so difficult.

Oh, that's rich. You're really one to talk about difficult, aren't you?

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