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[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

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[Arches an eyebrow.] What? Why not? Of course you are.

[A small grin and almost a laugh.] Cute shy turtle~

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[His face just might be turning a darker shade of green.]

Ha ha. Real funny.

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I'm serious! Of course you could. You're badass, strong, witty, and unlike MOST idiot guys around here, you're not a total playboy.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Holy fuck he doesn't know what to do. His neck sinks between his shoulders a little, and his face is burning. She can't be serious.]

I-I-I'm n-n -- [Oh crap. Oh fuck. Don't start stuttering now. GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.] I-I gotta go.

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Ah... it's your dojo.

[Someone had to point it out.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. [He rubs at the back of his neck. Maybe that'll get his brain to work.] Right.

[He finally notices the broom still in his hand.] I gotta clean. Why're you in here, anyways?

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To say hello. And avoiding my sort of boyfriend. He's being mean. And the rest of the city is extra crazy.

You'd send a poor girl out into the snow alone? So cold~

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Oh. She has a boyfriend. THANK GOD. Felt like he was gonna have a stroke for a second there.]

Yeah, the Mallies never miss a chance to screw up a holiday.

[He sighs then offers her the broom.]

If you're gonna stay, at least make yourself useful. I don't got much left to do.

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[Fujiko... sweeping... yeah no.]

Do I have to? [POUT.] You just said you don't have much left. Besides, I'd rather observe your broom-fu style.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

What, you afraid of a little work?

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Yes.

[At least she's honest.] Besides, it's a little early for Spring Cleaning, ne?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[For a moment, he eyes her up and down, frowning. Dressed up in that costume, she looks like one of those models in the old Playboy magazines he kept behind a loose brick in the wall of his room back home. A skinny little doe-eyed thing with damn impressive boobs. But you know, she'd be more impressive if she wasn't so obviously a spoiled brat. Not that he's got a reason to be picky, but he hates people like that, people who have stuff handed to them all their lives.

He rolls his eyes. Yeah, she's probably just messing with him anyways.]

Whatever you say, Princess.

[He snorts and gets back to sweeping.] Wouldn't want to break a nail.

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Che. I've swept more floors than you kiddo, [Easiest disguise is ALWAYS a maid. No one pays any attention to them.] and earned my right to decline. Your conversation is endearing, but not enough to put me to free labor.

My nails are real. And I'm not a Princess.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He keeps sweeping, fighting grin.] Ah, she's feisty too.

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Only when I want to be~

Besides, isn't this training or something? I wouldn't want to deprive you of the opportunity to get stronger.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

I can bench four-hundred. Why would sweepin' make me stronger?

[He might be flexing a little while he pushes that broom around. Maybe.]

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Four--FOUR HUNDRED?!

For real?!

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Yep. Piece of cake.

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That-- no way! I might actually have to see that. That's like strongman circus strength... so cool.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[This wins you many points, Fujiko. Many, many points.

Grinning, he flexes his bicep. Yep. It's pretty damn impressive, ain't it?]

Wanna feel?

[So maybe it's a dumb idea, and maybe she's got a boyfriend. But if she's flirting with him (or at least he thinks she is), then he's allowed to flirt back.]

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Ah... Really? Can I?

[When Jack offers to let her play with his biceps then they'll talk.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

'Course.

[He's kind of amazed at his own confidence but... it's not often a pretty girl appreciates his muscles and actually wants to touch him.]

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[Totally feels him up. God.]

Oh wow. That is really impressive.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[By now he's wishing he could return the favor.

His grin only widens, and the feel of her warm hand across his muscle sends an excited sensation to a part of him that's definitely not his arm.]

You like that?

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Yeah! Most guys are total weaklings relying on stuff other than real muscles and strength you know?

Power's always attractive.