doubleppk: (cowgirl)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2011-02-14 09:41 pm

[Video/Action for the daring]

[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~
[Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!

[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

[Voice]

[identity profile] aero-dienamic.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
And Happy Valentine's day to you too, Fujiko~

[Voice]

[identity profile] former-third.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, it's Val...

For some reason her speaking up annoys Nel, but she keeps that bottled up for the moment by not talking to her.
]

Where did you learn that?

[Voice]

[identity profile] aero-dienamic.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[[Wonderful... Nel's trying to talk to Fujiko too? She's not in the mood, but for Fujiko's sake, she'll try to smile and be focused.]]

Target practice, dear? Those poor snowmen

[Voice]

[identity profile] former-third.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. I've never really heard anything like it before, it's very... lively.

[It's all she can do to bite back a "as if you care about anything to do with men" comment towards Val, but concentrating on her questions to Fujiko helps. For now.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] aero-dienamic.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Nono, it's quite alright. You're still learning after all!

I've been a little interested in guns lately. I don't think I'd use one, but still... They're interesting. And I've been thinking lately...

[[She just needs to get Fujiko to pay more attention to her and maybe Nel will just... shoo~]]

[Voice]

[identity profile] former-third.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
A girl's best friends, hmmm? [Yeah, she doesn't get it at all, but she doesn't want to just stop talking to her and let Val dominate the conversation.]

What about here, where there isn't any money? [Or any lawyers, probably.] Is it just your guns?

[Voice]

[identity profile] aero-dienamic.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[[No Nel, please, scurry on~ This is a matter between teacher and student now~ Not... well... two quite hot women!]]

Well, I was wondering, once I can teach you enough, if perhaps there could be some blend between using magic, and using those cute little guns of yours~

[Voice]

[identity profile] former-third.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Treasure? [Nel's interest has taken a new turn and she just refuses to get out of the conversation.] I didn't know there was any of that around Luceti.

Re: [Voice]

[identity profile] aero-dienamic.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[[Nel, why are you being so persistent! Fine then, trump card!]]

Well, if you're free perhaps we can get a little lesson in and see if we can't try it out, hmmm?

[Voice]

[identity profile] former-third.livejournal.com 2011-02-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dammit, how is she supposed to compete with that? Okay, time for plan B.]

Val, I think you and I should have a little talk, before that.

It was nice meeting you, Fujiko. I hope we can talk again soon.

[Voice]

[identity profile] aero-dienamic.livejournal.com 2011-02-16 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be over soon, alright Fujiko~

(And now to Nel)
What is it? You've been trying to but in the while time? Just what do you want?

[Voice/Filtered to Val]

[identity profile] former-third.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
First of all, you were the one who came in while I was already talking to her, so if anyone was "butting in", it would be you.

Second, do you have any shame at all?

[Voice/Filtered to Val]

[identity profile] aero-dienamic.livejournal.com 2011-02-19 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so. She and I have business to discuss, which is far more important than some girly chatter. And who are you to talk about shame at all?