S.W.A.K.

[There are two options as Fujiko just gets back.

A) She's unconscious in the snow. All told, for a Mallynapping, she doesn't look too worse for the wear, no obvious injuries, cuts, or bruises, her hair doesn't even look off. Still, she's unconscious and vulnerable isn't something the woman likes to be.

B) After all that, she makes a journal post. A very very loud journal post. Happy Valentine's Day everyone!]

LUPIN!!! Damn it, if you're going to completely demolish someone's security system the least you could do is put it back together when you're done! You left my apartment wide open! And don't lie, I know it was you!

[And then anyone trained with guns would hear the unmistakable click as she cocks one at the journal purposely threatening in a deadly dark voice.]

I have ammunition, I'm not afraid to use it.

[And then just like that, as if she hadn't screamed and threatened to shoot her not!boyfriend, Fujiko's voice goes back to cute!mode wherein she clearly wants something.] I'm going out for drinks later, anyone care to join me~?

[Drinks that are normally shared with Lupin on Valentine's Day, it should be noted. Oh yeah, she's in a mood.]

Oh! And Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I can't believe they made me almost miss it! What's everyone's favorite candy? Anyone want to play a game with those little hearts with messages? Better than eating them, right?

[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

[Christmastime alone hits Fujiko a little hard. Not that she'd necessarily want the company even if she was back in her world, but even if she did want to, she can't even make up some sort of extravagant gig or excuse to call up Lupin and check in on him. Which leads her to taking advantage of the new coastline and exploring down in it in the cold and singing Love Squall to herself. Of course, she fidgets a bit too much with the journal so it carries over, complete with the bitter sound of her chucking rocks into the ocean.]

Stupid Lupin. The one time you don't chase me down...

[You see the back of Fujiko, standing there looking out at the ocean. She's sitting on top of the submarine, looking at the ocean and feeding crackers to seagulls.]

Such a mess... Why couldn't this just have been a year ago? I've been here more than a year and he never shows up with good timing. [More bitter tossing crackers and she's looking off at the waves.] I decided to forget you. I guess that isn't really allowed is it? [Dark laugh and she curls up on herself and starts singing.]



What now? [Leans back to look up at the birds.] What now? I hate fate.

[A seagull hops into view eyeballing the laptop and hopping around on it until she calls it over with a soft cooing noise so she can stroke it and the feed cuts out.]

Who: Gokudera and Fujiko (ask on aim or pm if you want to jump in)
What: Cigarette break #80 or something. (15? 13? I lost count)
Where: Sub top
Why: Zenigata makes Fujiko spazz and Fujiko/Gokudera are explosive
When: Nov. 22nd night.
Rating: ffft PG? they're talking about past which MIGHT get violent but...

( You're gone now, what good am I when you are gone? I'm lost, babe, with nowhere to turn )

Robin~chan! Thank-you for the necklace! Just got it in the mail finally! <3

But I really have to ask. Crocodile wrapping paper? Why? Isn't that a little... strange? Cute though:


And I have no idea what to do with the erasers. Even if they're cute too:


If you're trying to send a message, it's unecessary. I got it. Jeez.

Also between this and Father's Day it got me wondering. There's thousands of types of wrapping paper with some strange, sometimes cute designs. Anyone have a favorite? Do you guys just use whatever's cheap/handy or get something personal for the person it's for, or personal coming from you?

HAPPY APRIL'S FOOLS!!!

And now a list for those of you who have been pranked. Some of these might in fact just be lies, made to make you look. Enjoy~

The entire Varia ship's outside should be turning bright pink and lime green with slime <3

Jyabura, I taught Chuck how to meow thanks to Garp <3

Garp, that fountain in your officer's room? It should be bubbling from soap for the next 24 hours <3

Silvers, check your hair color. Is it still grey?

Lucci... you're 100% prank free from me. Seriously.

However I might slipped something into Calgara's pockets during the hang gliding <3

Lambo, remember those frogs? There's now like eight or nine in your room. Enjoy being purple today.

Shanks... actually I didn't get to finish my thing for you. Nevermind. Or maybe there's something also in your pockets... were you even wearing pockets? I forget.

Mashiro I found your jumpsuit or whatever it's called. It's red now by the way but that might come out after today.

Matt, remember that horrible train game? Guess what's the only game you can play the rest of today? But Mello might be able to remove it. No idea.

Mello... I'll get you yet you bastard. :P

Kaku, there's a hat for you... somewhere... don't remember where I put it, things were a little rushed. Anyway, it has catnip sewn into the lacing. <3 (oh shit does that count as a prank on Lucci? Oh well)

Akito I made a sign for your door. Look outside to see what is it.

Prussia, I changed your computer wallpaper to Austria, courtesy of France's pictures. England, yours got changed to Charlie the unicorn.

Gokudera, ALSO check if your hair is still grey.

Brooke, any time you try to play any music on your computer it will play bananaphone for the next week. And if I ever hear another banana song it'll still be too soon.

Nami, some of your berri has been replaced with counterfeit. Good luck sifting which is which though I'm sure if you can't tell, it won't even matter. <3

As for everyone else, what would you say was your best prank or the best one pulled on you?

In the meanwhile, I'm going into hiding for the next week or so until people get distracted with other shit. Also I might be working. So I'll be scarce. See ya!

[ooc: some of these were IC lies to make people look, others I just made up and didn't ask in advance, if you don't want whatever to have happened just make it a lie <3]