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[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

Comments

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Thus the early Spring Cleaning? I was curious about the broom.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[Deadpan.] No, I was thinkin' about trainin' in broom-jutsu.

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[Mock surprise, and genuine grin.]

Think you'd be any good at it?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm good at everything.

[He'll start expertly spinning the broom in a few ridiculous ways. Behind the shell, figure eight, all with a completely serious look on his face.]

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[Laughs.]

Somehow, I think I might actually believe that. Too bad you don't like guns, hm?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He quits the spinning and opts to lean on the broom instead.] Didn't say I don't like guns.

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Oh?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

No, I love guns. I just don't use 'em 'cause they're unpredictable. Not to mention not being able to afford bullets back home.

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They do get expensive, don't they? Hey, do you still work in the smithy?

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

What? No. I haven't worked there in ages. Think I quit back in August.

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Woops! My bad.

Damn. I was going to give you the bullets to melt down. Sokka doesn't strike me as exceedingly reliable.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Sokka thinks he knows everything about everything. Kid really gets on my nerves. Bet they didn't even have guns in his world anyways.

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I'm pretty sure they don't. Which means getting machine gun rounds is going to be unpleasant.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

You might be better off askin' Winry. She knows a thing or two about stuff like that.

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Really? [Kind of a flat tone. Despite being good at bluffing, she kind of forgot to here.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[That makes him a little suspicious..] ...Yeah.

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Hn. I wouldn't expect it. She doesn't seem to know much.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Huh? No, she makes these fake arms and legs for people that're all tricked out. Trust me, she knows what she's doin'. And I don't say that about people often.

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I see. I didn't know you admired her so much.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

Uh...[Sigh. No use lying. It's not exactly a secret anymore.] Yeah, guess so.

[Don't mind that he sounds a little sad by this.]

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Hmn. You can do better.

[So not subtle.]

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[She might as well have just smacked him in the face with a baseball bat. There's a long, stunned silence, but even then his brain hasn't quite caught up.]

...What?

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Just saying. I'm pretty sure it's true though.

[meanandgreen.livejournal.com]

[He tries to respond, but can't seem to get the words out. So he folds his arms and glares at her instead.]

Yeah right. Like I'm in any kinda position to be choosey.

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[Arches an eyebrow.] What? Why not? Of course you are.

[A small grin and almost a laugh.] Cute shy turtle~