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[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]
Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]
What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?
And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?
Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...
Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]
What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?
And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?
Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...
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[Tilts head.] I'm not "all over the place" [She actually is, ignore her denial.] I just think fast. So ha.
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And I think slow. Like I'm still tryin' to figure out why you followed me in here.
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It's Valentines' you know? Shouldn't be so depressing.
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Would it make you feel better to know you're also a little intimidating?
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I mean seriously. Giant talking turtle. Automatically adorable.
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No.
Not in the least.
Why would I be? You don't secretly plan to sacrifice girls to some pagan volcano god do you? Because I've been there and gods don't find me tasty. [She's kidding around to try to make him laugh.]
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Girls like you usually run from me screamin'. You know, [He makes a mocked panicked gesture.] "Oh my god, it's an alien gonna eat my brain!"
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Sugar, you've never met a girl like me before. Besides, anyone can see you're clearly a turtle. Turtles aren't scary, they're cute. Like dolphins but more awesome and less assholes. [Dolphins annoy her... just... don't ask why.] And while I haven't met an alien, since this isn't exactly Earth, I'm pretty sure everyone except the natives to Luceti are aliens now.
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[He looks away, nervously rubbing at the back of his neck.]
I never had a girl... you know.
[He looks up and cringes at himself.]
Unless I'm totally readin' this wrong. [Then looks away again.] I uh... sorry if I got it wrong.
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You're cute is all. Don't fall too hard, I have a lot to work out, but don't be too surprised if you see me searching you out here a lot, hm?
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[He doesn't care what she does. She could shoot him in the head and he'd still be on Cloud Nine.]
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Have fun sweeping Cutie.
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Oh man. He must be dreaming.]
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