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[This video starts off at night with enough light to show off three snowman dressed up in clothes that very specifically male without being anything like Lupin, Poon, Jigen, Zenigata, or any of the other men Fujiko would like to forget. Then it shows Fujiko playing with her double Walther PPKs, twirling them around on her fingers and apparently dressed as a cowgirl. She starts up a dance, singing to herself, still twirling the guns around and fires them off between lines in a flashy style more befitting a rodeo show than you'd expect from a Japanese woman.]

Well I went home with the waitress. You know the way I always do~ [Two more shots, one from each gun.]
But how I was to know~ She was with the Russians too!
I was gambling in Havana, when I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money. Daddy get me out of this!
I'm an innocent bystander~ [Apparently this induces more dancing to convince herself of it.] But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place~ And I'm down on my luck!
Yeah I'm down on my luck.
Oh man, I'm so far down, I ain't ever been up.
I mean, if it weren't for bad luck. If it weren't for REALLY bad luck--
I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY LUCK AT ALL!
[This just sends her firing off her machine guns at the now destroyed snowmen. And their clothes that are completely insalvagable for bullet holes. Finishing that she pulls them up, hides them under the impossibly tight and short dress that shouldn't possibly be able to hide the guns on the holsters on her thighs where they're kept, and then she bounds over to the journal.]

What? Already open...? Haha... my bad. Sokka cutie, looks like I'll need those machine gun rounds after all, hm?

And Tsuzuki, still on for drinks?

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. [She cuts off with a growl mumbling something in Japanese about a certain idiot.] Like I care...

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[He grins awkwardly despite himself.]

Heh. Nice.

[BEAMS back.]

Of course she's teaching me how do it too~ I'm not nearly as good though.

Guess you wouldn't know 'til it blew your close off. [He grins cheekily, but his face is most definitely turning a darker shade of green. He can't believe he just said that.]

[Grins back, still slightly invading his personal space, but not enough that it's clear how much she's flirting or not.]

At least when it does then I know I'll be kickass at it, hm~? [Grins happily, as close as one could get without actually laughing.]

[He laughs again, looking away shyly, then meeting her eyes again. He's trying hard not to look like a wuss but man, is he embarrassed.]

Guess so.

Luckily for me, leather doesn't tear easily~ [Gently brushes fingers under his chin and then pulls away to twirl around and show off her clothes, which just reminds herself that she's not wearing her usual catsuit right now, since she's still in the cowgirl costume. Neverthless, things like this are why she rightly earns the label of "tease." Or less flattering names.]

I'll just have to remember to practice only in that. Or already naked.

[Raph's hand migrates to his chin soon as her finger leaves it. Holy crap!]

Uh... yeah.

[Brain function is at a minimum.]

[Which she loves. Talk about a self confidence booster.]

And then I could sweep really fast, just by using wind pressure. [When given the right opportunities, she really won't shut up.]

[He blinks for a second, then the stunned look turns into a smirk.]

So you won't sweep with a broom, but you'll sweep with naked wind magic. [He leans casually on the broomhandel, pleased with himself.] I could get behind that.

Of course~! Much more fun that way.

[So very pleased with herself.]

I mean if they made amusement park rides to wash things, I'd still ride them, you know?

[He chuckles.]

You're weird as hell. Anyone ever tell you that?

Not so bluntly. [Sticks her tongue out childishly.]

Well, except Zenigata, but he is SO not one to count. [Teasingly pushes on one of the big shoulders.] I mean he's so obsessed with Lupin, he cared more about catching him than his own wife. So totally not one to talk.

It's okay. I like weird. You kinda remind me of my brother.

Which one? Since you said you have three. [Taps a finger to her chin, clearly thinking more than she shows on her face.]

Yeah. Huh. [Wow, she remembered.] Mikey, my youngest brother. He's always all over the place.

[She has an amazing memory when scientists don't screw with it. And not just Malnosso, she's canonly known to get amnesia from such things.]

All over the place? You mean here?

No, he ain't been here for a long time. I mean in general.

Oh. Like in conversations you mean?

[Tilts head.] I'm not "all over the place" [She actually is, ignore her denial.] I just think fast. So ha.

[He folds his arms and shrugs.]

And I think slow. Like I'm still tryin' to figure out why you followed me in here.

You're cute. And I didn't want to end things on that note.

It's Valentines' you know? Shouldn't be so depressing.

I'm not cute.

Yes you are. Quite adorable really.

Would it make you feel better to know you're also a little intimidating?

No, 'cause I'm not cute. [Because pouting like a five year old isn't cute at all.] I'm a giant talkin' turtle. How is that cute?

How is it that not?

I mean seriously. Giant talking turtle. Automatically adorable.

I dunno. Ain't you grossed out or somethin'?

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