What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Ffff, uh...sexual favors?

[doubleppk]

Well that's easily the best offer so far. ^_^

But of course I'm going to have to ask you to be more specific.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Well, what flavor ice cream is it?

[doubleppk]

There's a bunch. Vanilla, mint, maple, chocolate, peanut butter, and then there's crispy rice, almond, and I forget the others.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Maple? What the fuck is that? ...Okay, whatever. What'd peanut butter cost me?

[doubleppk]

Canada's favorite. It's made from maple syrup.

Make an offer and I'll either accept or haggle you higher. ^_^

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Oh, that makes more sense. I was picturing...you know. A tree.

Well, I could...uh...shit, hang on.

[doubleppk]

It's um tree sap. You ever had it? People put it on pancakes and cereal and breakfast food and stuff.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I know what syrup is! I just. ...Didn't make the connection. Between "maple" and "maple syrup". I'm having a long day.

[doubleppk]

Haha okay. I wasn't sure. <3 Different world and stuff so I thought maybe they didn't use maple syrup here because it's more ocean or something I don't know. Shut up. awwww :( What happened?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess it's not like it's that easy to get on the ocean. Nothing, just Ipin freaking out. Poor kid. ...Oh, shit, I, uh, I promised her she could sleep with me tonight. Is that okay?

[doubleppk]

That's what I was thinking. Though there's enough islands around here so I never know.

Hm? Yeah sure. Does this mean I have to sleep seperate or just the other side? What's she freaking out about?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Hell, sometimes I don't know.

...I don't know, I kinda assumed you could just sleep with us too. I'll ask her. She was freaking out about...submarine ants.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...I just discovered there's no subtle yet obvious way to offer oral sex in exchange for ice cream in a public forum. Sorry.

I was gonna try to make a pun, right, 'cause you lick ice cream, and-- yeah, I'm just gonna stop, but there you go.

[doubleppk]

Yeah well Ipin has yet to find this post so... Enjoy explaining that one when she asks. <3

But I could go for that. You have the best tongue. <3 Peanut butter, right? I'll bring you one.

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Shit. Remind me to threaten somebody into making me a filter just for her.

Yeah. I warn you most of it's probably gonna end up on you before it gets in my mouth.

Re: [Private]

[doubleppk]

Heh. Sorry about that. I think I might be a touch exhibitionist or I would have mentioned it and made it private earlier.

Oh? I don't think I'll mind that very much at all. But if it's extremely sticky, I'll be taking a shower and making you join me.

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Jerk. I'm gonna have to come up with a good way to punish you for that...

Maybe I'll make sure it's extremely sticky.

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[doubleppk]

Oh? Should I be worried or enticed~?

Then I'm going to have to get you very very wet. <3

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you~

I got no problem with that.

[caffinatekillua]

I need bleach and steel wool and to remove my eyes.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I really need a facepalm icon.

[caffinatekillua]

I need a TMI icon. You're not the one who's eyes have been violated.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You're the one who saw "sexual favors" and kept reading.

[caffinatekillua]

I READ TOO FAST! You're the one who TYPED sexual favors and kept going!