What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...I just discovered there's no subtle yet obvious way to offer oral sex in exchange for ice cream in a public forum. Sorry.

I was gonna try to make a pun, right, 'cause you lick ice cream, and-- yeah, I'm just gonna stop, but there you go.

[doubleppk]

Yeah well Ipin has yet to find this post so... Enjoy explaining that one when she asks. <3

But I could go for that. You have the best tongue. <3 Peanut butter, right? I'll bring you one.

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Shit. Remind me to threaten somebody into making me a filter just for her.

Yeah. I warn you most of it's probably gonna end up on you before it gets in my mouth.

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[doubleppk]

Heh. Sorry about that. I think I might be a touch exhibitionist or I would have mentioned it and made it private earlier.

Oh? I don't think I'll mind that very much at all. But if it's extremely sticky, I'll be taking a shower and making you join me.

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Jerk. I'm gonna have to come up with a good way to punish you for that...

Maybe I'll make sure it's extremely sticky.

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[doubleppk]

Oh? Should I be worried or enticed~?

Then I'm going to have to get you very very wet. <3

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you~

I got no problem with that.

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[doubleppk]

That is so cruel~ Not even a little hint?

Even if getting you wet usually makes me want to bite you?

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Gotta find me first.

...Less of a problem.

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[doubleppk]

Extra cheating.

Oh? I might be pretty rough~ I'm in a bit of a mood~

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

Oh yeah? I like your moods.

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[doubleppk]

But what if your ice cream melts?

Oh? I'm in a rather violent one. Like shove you against the walls of the shower and bruise you violent.

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You'd let it melt? What am I supposed to do with melted ice cream? I can't pay you for that...

Yeah, uh. Um. I think I can deal with that.

[caffinatekillua]

I need bleach and steel wool and to remove my eyes.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I really need a facepalm icon.

[caffinatekillua]

I need a TMI icon. You're not the one who's eyes have been violated.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You're the one who saw "sexual favors" and kept reading.

[caffinatekillua]

I READ TOO FAST! You're the one who TYPED sexual favors and kept going!

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that, you had to click to open the rest of the thread.

[caffinatekillua]

I go down the page and open the ones below while I read the ones above so i don't have to wait for the load!

And it's like a train wreck!

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well, now you know not to do that. See? You learned a valuable lesson.

[caffinatekillua]

This isn't my fault.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well--

...Okay, I guess it is mine, but...

Fine, you win, but I'm not apologizing.

[caffinatekillua]

You oughta.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

SORRY.