doubleppk: (treasure)
Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-05-27 02:36 pm

What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
...I just discovered there's no subtle yet obvious way to offer oral sex in exchange for ice cream in a public forum. Sorry.

I was gonna try to make a pun, right, 'cause you lick ice cream, and-- yeah, I'm just gonna stop, but there you go.

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[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
...Shit. Remind me to threaten somebody into making me a filter just for her.

Yeah. I warn you most of it's probably gonna end up on you before it gets in my mouth.

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[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Jerk. I'm gonna have to come up with a good way to punish you for that...

Maybe I'll make sure it's extremely sticky.

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[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you~

I got no problem with that.

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[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta find me first.

...Less of a problem.

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[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

Oh yeah? I like your moods.

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[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
You'd let it melt? What am I supposed to do with melted ice cream? I can't pay you for that...

Yeah, uh. Um. I think I can deal with that.

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caffinatekillua: (gross food)

[personal profile] caffinatekillua 2009-05-28 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I need bleach and steel wool and to remove my eyes.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I really need a facepalm icon.
caffinatekillua: (crossed arm assessment)

[personal profile] caffinatekillua 2009-05-28 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I need a TMI icon. You're not the one who's eyes have been violated.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who saw "sexual favors" and kept reading.
caffinatekillua: (stubborn)

[personal profile] caffinatekillua 2009-05-28 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I READ TOO FAST! You're the one who TYPED sexual favors and kept going!

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Don't give me that, you had to click to open the rest of the thread.
caffinatekillua: (cold glare)

[personal profile] caffinatekillua 2009-05-28 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I go down the page and open the ones below while I read the ones above so i don't have to wait for the load!

And it's like a train wreck!

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now you know not to do that. See? You learned a valuable lesson.
caffinatekillua: (crossed arm assessment)

[personal profile] caffinatekillua 2009-05-28 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't my fault.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-05-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well--

...Okay, I guess it is mine, but...

Fine, you win, but I'm not apologizing.

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