What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Jerk. I'm gonna have to come up with a good way to punish you for that...

Maybe I'll make sure it's extremely sticky.

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[doubleppk]

Oh? Should I be worried or enticed~?

Then I'm going to have to get you very very wet. <3

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

If you don't know I'm not gonna tell you~

I got no problem with that.

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[doubleppk]

That is so cruel~ Not even a little hint?

Even if getting you wet usually makes me want to bite you?

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Gotta find me first.

...Less of a problem.

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[doubleppk]

Extra cheating.

Oh? I might be pretty rough~ I'm in a bit of a mood~

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

Oh yeah? I like your moods.

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[doubleppk]

But what if your ice cream melts?

Oh? I'm in a rather violent one. Like shove you against the walls of the shower and bruise you violent.

Re: [Private]

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You'd let it melt? What am I supposed to do with melted ice cream? I can't pay you for that...

Yeah, uh. Um. I think I can deal with that.

Re: [Private]

[doubleppk]

You should give me a hint maybe~ Although I do have incentive to be fast I suppose.

Awesome. One of many reasons why I love you.

Re: [Private]

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

All right, so...maybe I meant it in a good way.

One of the many reasons I love you.

Re: [Private]

[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. Awesome. I think I can come to you a little quicker then. ^_^ I'm very curious if your punishment is related to your payment though.

Hehe. <3

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Could be. You're gonna have to find out.

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[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. Thanks for that by the way. <3 I always like to make you howl.

Re: [Private]

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Hah, well, works out pretty good for both of us.

James Bond is a smooth motherfucker, by the way. I like to think I'm pretty badass, but if I had movie physics and a suit like that too, I bet I'd be fucking unstoppable.

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[doubleppk]

<3

I think you're pretty damn unstoppable to begin with. Besides. I prefer your sunglasses and that you show off your muscles so much. <3

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I make a statement. It's "I could detach your head from your body by staring at you too hard."

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[doubleppk]

It's a good look for you. ;) I whole-heartedly approve. I have no idea what my statement is. Too many masks.

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[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Your statement is you're awesome.

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[doubleppk]

I think I can get behind that idea. <3