What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[doubleppk]

It's um tree sap. You ever had it? People put it on pancakes and cereal and breakfast food and stuff.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I know what syrup is! I just. ...Didn't make the connection. Between "maple" and "maple syrup". I'm having a long day.

[doubleppk]

Haha okay. I wasn't sure. <3 Different world and stuff so I thought maybe they didn't use maple syrup here because it's more ocean or something I don't know. Shut up. awwww :( What happened?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess it's not like it's that easy to get on the ocean. Nothing, just Ipin freaking out. Poor kid. ...Oh, shit, I, uh, I promised her she could sleep with me tonight. Is that okay?

[doubleppk]

That's what I was thinking. Though there's enough islands around here so I never know.

Hm? Yeah sure. Does this mean I have to sleep seperate or just the other side? What's she freaking out about?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Hell, sometimes I don't know.

...I don't know, I kinda assumed you could just sleep with us too. I'll ask her. She was freaking out about...submarine ants.

[doubleppk]

It's a strange place but that's why I like it. Well one of many reasons.

Good. I'd rather not be alone. ESEPCIALLY if those things are wandering around. Damn though. I wasn't even sure if we had them too. I sent Toboe to hunt them all, he seemed to be enjoying himself. Well I guess we could grab him too so that way she knows there won't be any coming. And I don't blame her for being scared the things are as big as she is! Jeez. Oh. Right. Um. Hm. You might want to do that other thing with me some place really extra private since Toboe was planning to come get his steak tips when he finishes hunting the ants down. And awkward doesn't begin to describe it.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's a special kind of weird. It's home, though. You know how it is.

...Okay, so, yeah. I can work with that. Quick and dirty. ...Or clean, I guess, 'cause, shower-- whatever. And then my rooms turns into a safe house for folks hiding out from giant ant monsters. Fantastic. Well, at least I get ice cream. And you.

[doubleppk]

Oh I love it here.~ But I've never been much of one for having a home.

Mm-hm. Giant ant monsters are scary. Almost as scary as fate. But yeah you can definitely have me. And ice cream.

Maybe we should do a mini-party thing of it? Action movies, popcorn, the works.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You can have one now. If you want.

Awesome. ...No Fate, though.

Sure, that'll work. Ipin likes kung fu movies and shit like that.

[doubleppk]

Well I never had a place that I could call my very own. But that's all right my love, 'cause you're my home.

Garp kicked Fate's ass until November.

Awesome. Maybe Kill Bill. Or some James Bond.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well I'll never be a stranger, and I'll never be alone; wherever we're together, that's my home.

...Until November?

Sounds good. You know more about movies than me.

[doubleppk]

When you touch my weary head and you tell me everything will be all right. You say use my body for your bed and my love will keep you warm throughout the night.

3rd Friday the 13th this year is in November.

I think you'll like it. Motorcycles, explosions, nuclear bombs, machine guns. Good stuff.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Heh. I remember the last time we did this.

...Oh right. Shit.

Yeah, sounds like it's right up my alley.

[doubleppk]

Hehe me too. <3

As long as you're by my side, I think I'll manage.

I thought you'd like it. There's a bunch of kick-ass fights too I think you'll like.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

We're dorks. But awesome dorks.

Good. Me too.

So that pretty much works for everybody!

[doubleppk]

Definitely.

And if they have a problem with it you can tell them to stfu. <3

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me!

[doubleppk]

Okay these are the ones I have on my laptop
Diamonds are Forever
Dr. No
Octopussy
Goldeneye
Living Daylights
Live and Let Die
For Your Eyes Only

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Am I supposed to pick some? If so, I would demand Octopussy just to see what the fuck that is, but it just occurred to me we need something without any, y'know, questionable content. Or at least shit that doesn't look suspect to a six-year-old.

[doubleppk]

Octopussy is good. It's named after a girl who loves octopi. There's also a tiger hunt in it. They're all like PG13. I don't think she'll figure it out much.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

That sounds okay, then. ...Uh, why octopi?

[doubleppk]

Because octopi are awesome. And her Dad gave them to her as pets.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I think they're kinda creepy. They're like giant, slimy, undersea spiders. And spiders are like little demonically possessed spindly bastards.

[doubleppk]

Really? I like them. They're tentacley. But I don't mind spiders as much.

You have the funniest descriptions. God I love you. <3 Ever had calimari?