What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

That sounds okay, then. ...Uh, why octopi?

[doubleppk]

Because octopi are awesome. And her Dad gave them to her as pets.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I think they're kinda creepy. They're like giant, slimy, undersea spiders. And spiders are like little demonically possessed spindly bastards.

[doubleppk]

Really? I like them. They're tentacley. But I don't mind spiders as much.

You have the funniest descriptions. God I love you. <3 Ever had calimari?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I don't eat anything with more limbs than me.

[doubleppk]

I'll make a note of it. But I'm not sure tentacles count as limbs. So you'll eat things with more hair than you but not mor limbs. Hmm. What other rules do you have that I should know about?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Uh...if you had to add sugar to something, it probably didn't need it, and only pussies refuse to eat vegetables but brussel sprouts are an insult to nature so they don't count.

[doubleppk]

:D I'll keep that in mind. Although I did remember the thing about sugar. Between you and Toboe maybe I should just start keeping a small little refrigerator of meat treats.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well-- oh, hey, has he tried licorice yet?

[doubleppk]

Hm. I don't know. You should ask him. He'd probably love it.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Okay, I will.

[doubleppk]

One of these days I'll have to let you eat licorice off of me like the ice cream.

[doubleppk]

....

Uh. Yeah. Shit. Kind of forgot that that wasn't a locked thread.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Fuji? Make me a facepalm icon.

[doubleppk]

Haha sorry.

I'd make it up to you but anything I suggest making it up to you with would probably make the situation worse.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Maybe we should just have more of these conversations in person.

[doubleppk]

Uh yeah. Probably.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...That'd be hot, though.

[doubleppk]

:D hehe. I think I might have some saved somewhere~ I'd have to check since you know how Lambo is.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...What are we tal-- oh. Licorice. Yes. Uh...check the sock drawer, it's too high for him to reach.

[doubleppk]

What did you think we were talking about?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Nothing, I just. ...Was distracted.

[doubleppk]

Oh? Are you sure you weren't thinking something sexual?

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Shut uuuup.

[doubleppk]

<3