What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

[doubleppk]

I have a cache. Of ice cream. What can I say? This island didn't yield much. In any case. It's way too much to stick in the sub freezers so I'm giving away from ice cream. The catch? You have to do something for it, of course.

So that begs the question; what would you do for a Klondike bar? Recipients of ice creamy goodness is based entirely on how awesome you are so bring it on.

Comments

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You're the one who saw "sexual favors" and kept reading.

[caffinatekillua]

I READ TOO FAST! You're the one who TYPED sexual favors and kept going!

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Don't give me that, you had to click to open the rest of the thread.

[caffinatekillua]

I go down the page and open the ones below while I read the ones above so i don't have to wait for the load!

And it's like a train wreck!

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Well, now you know not to do that. See? You learned a valuable lesson.

[caffinatekillua]

This isn't my fault.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well--

...Okay, I guess it is mine, but...

Fine, you win, but I'm not apologizing.

[caffinatekillua]

You oughta.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

SORRY.

[caffinatekillua]

It doesn't make me unsee but I guess it'll have to do.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Nothing I can do about that.

Unless you wanna come watch action movies and shit with us. Ipin's here too and Toboe might show up after he's done bug-hunting.

[caffinatekillua]

Sorry man, they made me put something on to play with them so I'm not coming out of this room.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Who made you do what? Which room?

[caffinatekillua]

Gon and Mashiro and the rest I am NOT telling.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

What did they-- oh.

...I'll save you some ice cream.

[caffinatekillua]

I'm seriously going to need it.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, uh...don't die.

[doubleppk]

Tch. Don't apologize. I personally am enjoying the fact that his brain is scarred now. I bet he probably enjoyed it and just doesn't want to admit he's jealous that he's not getting any.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Okay, ew.

I was just thinking, I don't ever wanna think about him getting laid ever, so I kind of see where he's coming from, so...

[doubleppk]

...

Ha. I have to admit? It doesn't phase me. Remember when he was 25? He was actually kind of cute. Scary as fuck, but relatively cute. So I could see it.

But I'm insane. And still delighting in trying to skeeve him out.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

How much are you delighting in skeeving me out!?

[doubleppk]

A lot. :D A LOT A LOT! :D

I'll stop.

Maybe.

See your problem is you think of them like your puppies. I think of them like little brats. <3 Except that Killua is more of a super badass assassin with all the fun of someone who doesn't give a fuck whether others think he's being childish. Maybe if you stopped seeing him like a puppy? I don't know. It's just as well. Deep down inside you're a big fluffy wolf Dad.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Congratulations, you just totally emasculated me in one comment.

[doubleppk]

...

Heh.

Sorry. If it's any consolation, I was kidding and I think that everyone finding you as their wolf-Dad is adorable. In a sexy strong manly way.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Well, as long as I get to be adorable and manly, I guess I'll live.