........ WHY!?! WHY!?! What did I do to deserve this?

[doubleppk]

I know everyone is freaking out. But I'm freaking out too! The nightmares I had for a couple days running just culminated in me setting the bed on fire. And no Jyabura, I don't think it's because you woke me up I think it probably would have been a lot worse if you hadn't. And I can't touch my seastone bullets or cuffs to undo the traps I set when I sleep or I get dizzy and tired and weak and fall over. w.t.f. I'd figure someone shoved a devil fruit down my throat but given everyone else's freak outs I'm guessing not.

In any case I'm now wearing that stupid fucking collar I made for Smoker when he was a dog and we were tricking Crocodile so that I don't accidentally burn the whole god damned sub down and I can't even go back to sleep for risk of it!!! And Jyabura is the one who re-rigged it up. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!

I'm dizzy. And tired. And can't sleep. I know everyone else is upset. I wish I knew what to tell you. I'm not having a good day either.

HOLY FUCK!!! I just set my favorite leather jacket on fire!! SWEAR TO GOD when I find out who's responsible I'll kill them.

Comments

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I haven't set fire to my bed since I first got my devil fruit.

[doubleppk]

Good for you.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

How?

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

...you too, huh?

[doubleppk]

Yeah... what happened to you?

[780210seconds.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you at least got something awesome.

[doubleppk]

...

I almost set people on fire in my sleep... a little less awesome, a little more scary.

What'd you get?

[trickstermazoku.livejournal.com]

Can you do more things than just setting things on fire? Like teleporting…

[doubleppk]

No. So far just the turning into fire. But I haven't tried to teleport because that would mean... turning into fire. And I'm basically trying not to set the ship on fire.

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry it happened to you as well.

ooc: sorry about language, she swears worse than anyone when she's mad

[doubleppk]

... Rosette...

Did you get fucked up too?

<1/2>

[justicereigns]

<2/2>

[justicereigns]

Okay, fuck the rest of it. What the hell do you mean, seastone collar for me?! Dog?!

[sstolerate.livejournal.com]

Lambo will explore the mountains then take your candy~

[doubleppk]

L...Lambo???

Do you KNOW what you're saying?!

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm pretty sure you got Portgas D. Ace's Devil Fruit power, and you shouldn't be setting shit on fire style...are you wearing the collar? 'Cause if you're gonna take it off you should just stay in the shower until you can control it.

Jesus. Can one thing not be fucked up today? Just one!

[doubleppk]

I am. And I was. And then I went to learn some control with Rosette. My back doesn't turn into fire as much. But I'm dizzy. A lot. And no offense but I want wolf hugs and can't get them... Ugh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. I KNOW you hate this too. I'm just mad. I do still love you... so there's that. At least... and even if the wolf side left, you're still here. And that means everything.

[samurai-parfait.livejournal.com]

Burnination!

ooc: Burninating the countryside, burninating all the peasants, and the trogdor comes in the NIGHT!!

[doubleppk]

... what?

I don't want to burn more thing!

[blueseaexplorer.livejournal.com]

Oh my, Fujiko-san! I see you are having issues as well. If I am not mistaken, wasn't Ace the one that had that ability? There can't be more than one of the same devil fruit.

[doubleppk]

That would be my guess. Other people are turning into fire though like Kyon. But I'm weak to seastone so...

Ace doesn't seem to be freaking out about losing his fire yet though so I don't know.

[sandlogia.livejournal.com]

Collar? Fujiko-chan really IS into BDSM!

[doubleppk]

...

That's it. Next time I see you I really WON'T kill you. I'll put you in a seastone collar and drag you to Smoker for a gift. Only this time it will be real.

Tch.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

… Fuck, is everyone fucking crazy?! I am glad that this fucking mess isn’t affecting me and Akito…
Damn!!! I fucking lost again!!! Fucking shit, I can’t fucking save that fucking girl from that fucking son of a b**** Boss!!!

[doubleppk]

You might need to stop hanging out with Matt so much. You're getting a little video game addicted kid.