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Fujiko Mine ([personal profile] doubleppk) wrote2009-04-20 05:11 pm
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........ WHY!?! WHY!?! What did I do to deserve this?

I know everyone is freaking out. But I'm freaking out too! The nightmares I had for a couple days running just culminated in me setting the bed on fire. And no Jyabura, I don't think it's because you woke me up I think it probably would have been a lot worse if you hadn't. And I can't touch my seastone bullets or cuffs to undo the traps I set when I sleep or I get dizzy and tired and weak and fall over. w.t.f. I'd figure someone shoved a devil fruit down my throat but given everyone else's freak outs I'm guessing not.

In any case I'm now wearing that stupid fucking collar I made for Smoker when he was a dog and we were tricking Crocodile so that I don't accidentally burn the whole god damned sub down and I can't even go back to sleep for risk of it!!! And Jyabura is the one who re-rigged it up. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!

I'm dizzy. And tired. And can't sleep. I know everyone else is upset. I wish I knew what to tell you. I'm not having a good day either.

HOLY FUCK!!! I just set my favorite leather jacket on fire!! SWEAR TO GOD when I find out who's responsible I'll kill them.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
....

I still don't know if you know or not. I could ask your fifteen year old self but... lakdjalksja

What kind of candy do you think I have?
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
....

So he really IS being....

FUCK THAT'S CREEPY. HE'S FUCKING FIVE!!!!

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW. It's France's...whatever.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (did I say that?)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
.......

God damn it. I knew it. I knew it. I KNEW it. I told you didn't I? The French are all perverts. If this doesn't prove it I have no idea what will.

... Fuck. I want to protect Lambo... and I want to hide from him. He's like that creepy parrot Silvers gave Garp.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I have never disagreed with you on that!

I know what you mean. Ipin stuck a chair in my ceiling.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I know. That's because you're smart and awesome.

... She and I should really practice mediating. Or she can play with Lambo. It'd be funny if he got punched... just saying.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously.

I'd say yeah, only I think he'd die. So far I've got her mostly sitting down and being really careful. I guess she got somebody's super strength.
doubleppk: Fujiko in a blue leather catsuit, mostly unzipped (motorcycle)

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hum. Anyone we know with secret super strength? Is it a devil fruit or like Renge losing her guns ability? Fuck I don't know.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Might not be a secret. I think the old geezer said something about not being strong anymore.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
... Weird. Garp not being... Actually that might be a good thing. But poor Ipin. At least she didn't get Garp's ability to break brains.

[identity profile] agent-wolf.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
No, Lambo got that one.
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha except French. Which is worse.

[identity profile] sstolerate.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not five all the time, beautiful~
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ooc: Poor Fujiko, she's flattered, horrified, mad, and creeped out :| >_> And liking it

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
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Lambo...

What about Ipin?! REMEMBER IPIN!?! Monogamy cutie. Learn it. Just because you're apparently French now doesn't mean you HAVE to be like Lupin. Swear to God I'm going do something if you wind up over flirting with everyone else and go too far. Go flirt with 16 year old Ipin. Just uh. Don't tell Jyabura. And I'll distract him. ok?

ooc: lmfao that is way too much stuff.

[identity profile] sstolerate.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Are you interested in a menage a trois~? I can ask Panda about it~
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ooc: I love you <3

[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
NO!!!!!

LAMBO I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ASK HER THAT I'LL TELL JYABURA!!

Jesus fucking Christ what am I going to do with you? ... don't answer that.

Look. Monogamy. ONE PERSON. DOES NOT include threesomes. And if you say "bring along Jyabura for a foursome" I will shoot you.

Jesus. No wonder I couldn't hold Lupin's attention long enough.

[identity profile] sstolerate.livejournal.com 2009-04-21 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Fujiko, you can stop hinting at things. If you really want Jyabura there maybe he can videotape~
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[personal profile] doubleppk 2009-04-21 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
...

Oh god. Wrong on so many levels.
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