S.W.A.K.

I know everyone is freaking out. But I'm freaking out too! The nightmares I had for a couple days running just culminated in me setting the bed on fire. And no Jyabura, I don't think it's because you woke me up I think it probably would have been a lot worse if you hadn't. And I can't touch my seastone bullets or cuffs to undo the traps I set when I sleep or I get dizzy and tired and weak and fall over. w.t.f. I'd figure someone shoved a devil fruit down my throat but given everyone else's freak outs I'm guessing not.

In any case I'm now wearing that stupid fucking collar I made for Smoker when he was a dog and we were tricking Crocodile so that I don't accidentally burn the whole god damned sub down and I can't even go back to sleep for risk of it!!! And Jyabura is the one who re-rigged it up. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!

I'm dizzy. And tired. And can't sleep. I know everyone else is upset. I wish I knew what to tell you. I'm not having a good day either.

HOLY FUCK!!! I just set my favorite leather jacket on fire!! SWEAR TO GOD when I find out who's responsible I'll kill them.