........ WHY!?! WHY!?! What did I do to deserve this?

[doubleppk]

I know everyone is freaking out. But I'm freaking out too! The nightmares I had for a couple days running just culminated in me setting the bed on fire. And no Jyabura, I don't think it's because you woke me up I think it probably would have been a lot worse if you hadn't. And I can't touch my seastone bullets or cuffs to undo the traps I set when I sleep or I get dizzy and tired and weak and fall over. w.t.f. I'd figure someone shoved a devil fruit down my throat but given everyone else's freak outs I'm guessing not.

In any case I'm now wearing that stupid fucking collar I made for Smoker when he was a dog and we were tricking Crocodile so that I don't accidentally burn the whole god damned sub down and I can't even go back to sleep for risk of it!!! And Jyabura is the one who re-rigged it up. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!

I'm dizzy. And tired. And can't sleep. I know everyone else is upset. I wish I knew what to tell you. I'm not having a good day either.

HOLY FUCK!!! I just set my favorite leather jacket on fire!! SWEAR TO GOD when I find out who's responsible I'll kill them.

Comments

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

I haven't set fire to my bed since I first got my devil fruit.

[doubleppk]

Good for you.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

Testy today. Realizing that setting fire to things is like accidentally wetting the bed?

1/2

[doubleppk]

Shu.... SHUT UP!

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

...you too, huh?

ooc: Oh god I'm a dweeb.

[doubleppk]

Still being a fucking brat about Smoker? When you gonna wake up from your denial?

[doubleppk]

Yeah... what happened to you?

ooc explanation: they've been fighting so I didn't have to so this :|

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

There is nothing to deny. Not that it's any of your business. This is why people want to kill you so often Fujiko.

ooc: I fail~

[doubleppk]

FUCK OFF FIRE BOY!

Come back when you think you can stop acting like a child.

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

The good news is that I've stopped the fire from staying on my arms.

The bad news is that it's in my hair now.

[inyourf-ace.livejournal.com]

YOU FIRST!

[780210seconds.livejournal.com]

Oh man, you at least got something awesome.

[doubleppk]

Holy shit. Where does it COME from?!

Fire hair sounds kind of cool. Unless it's setting your hair on fire. That would be bad.

[doubleppk]

...

I almost set people on fire in my sleep... a little less awesome, a little more scary.

What'd you get?

[trickstermazoku.livejournal.com]

Can you do more things than just setting things on fire? Like teleporting…

[doubleppk]

No. So far just the turning into fire. But I haven't tried to teleport because that would mean... turning into fire. And I'm basically trying not to set the ship on fire.

ooc: he hasn't figured his out yet

[780210seconds.livejournal.com]

Better then getting nothing.

Which I'm pretty sure is what I got in exchange, nada.

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry it happened to you as well.

ooc: hehehehe

[doubleppk]

Oh. You lost something instead? I'm sorry. What'd you lose?

[normalskeptic.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure that out myself.

...it would be, except I'm not sure if I can touch it or not.

ooc: sorry about language, she swears worse than anyone when she's mad

[doubleppk]

... Rosette...

Did you get fucked up too?

[doubleppk]

alksdjakjds This sucks.

Well is it hurting your head?

[780210seconds.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

...

My speed.

(ooc: she's too upset to notice)

[saint-rosette.livejournal.com]

I can't use my guns.
I keep dropping them. I can't make the moves I used to able to make.
I lost my ability to use my guns.

[doubleppk]

...

Ouch. Sorry. Shit. This means I lost something too??? Maybe my sanity.

Anything I can do?