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........ WHY!?! WHY!?! What did I do to deserve this?
I know everyone is freaking out. But I'm freaking out too! The nightmares I had for a couple days running just culminated in me setting the bed on fire. And no Jyabura, I don't think it's because you woke me up I think it probably would have been a lot worse if you hadn't. And I can't touch my seastone bullets or cuffs to undo the traps I set when I sleep or I get dizzy and tired and weak and fall over. w.t.f. I'd figure someone shoved a devil fruit down my throat but given everyone else's freak outs I'm guessing not.
In any case I'm now wearing that stupid fucking collar I made for Smoker when he was a dog and we were tricking Crocodile so that I don't accidentally burn the whole god damned sub down and I can't even go back to sleep for risk of it!!! And Jyabura is the one who re-rigged it up. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!
I'm dizzy. And tired. And can't sleep. I know everyone else is upset. I wish I knew what to tell you. I'm not having a good day either.
HOLY FUCK!!! I just set my favorite leather jacket on fire!! SWEAR TO GOD when I find out who's responsible I'll kill them.
In any case I'm now wearing that stupid fucking collar I made for Smoker when he was a dog and we were tricking Crocodile so that I don't accidentally burn the whole god damned sub down and I can't even go back to sleep for risk of it!!! And Jyabura is the one who re-rigged it up. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!
I'm dizzy. And tired. And can't sleep. I know everyone else is upset. I wish I knew what to tell you. I'm not having a good day either.
HOLY FUCK!!! I just set my favorite leather jacket on fire!! SWEAR TO GOD when I find out who's responsible I'll kill them.
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Shit. Well I sort of took control over the ship while Killua was busy baking and set a course. We'll be at the Straw-Hats soon. And I'm working on how to reverse it. I was mostly just wanting to give you a plus side to this but I'd rather have you back to you.no subject
Good. ...It's better when I have something to do. So maybe swimming would help. I don't know.no subject
More gadgety things? Maybe you could make something for Ipin as a present?no subject
Oh, hey, that's a good idea.no subject
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...You gotta help me make it look good, though. My inventing skills are limited to making shit work, not making it pretty.
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I better make Lambo something too. For when he stops being creepy. A wood burning plaque for his door maybe? It can say "Lambo is the Greatest."
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Heh, that'd be pretty funny. Bet he'd like it.
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Awesome. Any colors I can do it in?
Also... don't freak out... but somehow Lambo and Ipin switched strength and pervyness last night but then it switched back. Basically I got groped by both of them. I really hate the French.
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...Oh Christ. Well...it wasn't their fault. We gotta get that thing back to France.
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I know. I know but it's still wrong. And Ipin tricked me. And then tried to tie me down. She's scary when French.
I'm still fairly certain if she gets it back she's going to try to kiss you too to make you confused and just because. You're forewarned.no subject
...Whoa. Uh. ...Huh.
Jesus, uh. Don't worry, I can hold her off.no subject
Uh-huh good luck. She got like... crazy pouncing skills. I'm used to dodging gropings and I still didn't back up in time. I don't think she otherwise remembers it though.