Oh this is just cute.

[doubleppk]

Oh yeah, that's freaking adorable.



Lucci, if you fucked with my computer, congratulations you've managed to frustrate the hell out of me. Only problem is, you forget, I wasn't involved and I'm not going to lead you to who was, they don't trust me anymore than you do for OBVIOUS reasons. And you probably already know who was responsible since he isn't exactly BEING sneaky.

And if it wasn't you, I will hunt down whatever idiot thought it'd be cute to fuck with my laptop. The only time I can think it was out of my sight was Garp's party so that narrows the list... some. Watch your backs people because I have a bullet reserved just for this idiot. And it can be a seastone one if necessary.

Comments

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

oh my! it seems like you have a virus, I heard about those things but never actually saw a case. I heard they come from surfing in un-appropriate sites. Don't you have an anti-virus installed on this laptop of yours?

[doubleppk]

... Exactly why would I need to be surfing those inappropriate sites when I have a boyfriend who deems it appropritate to brag about our sexlife?

YES I HAVE ANTI-VIRUS INSTALLED!!! JEEZ!! Gah! I have some of the toughest anti-virus ever created, ok? That's why I KNOW someone had to hack it in person. There's no other way to fuck with my coding because I have a firewall out the wazoo. I'm paranoid. I have like 15 firewalls.

[moemoe-love.livejournal.com]

sorry! I didn't mean that Fujiko-san surfed in those sites! obviously someone used your laptop to surf in them..!!!!
...you could try spyware, too!

[rogersrighthand.livejournal.com]

Well, I can assure you it wasn't me. And I'm actually being honest.

[doubleppk]

Yeah well you doing it would be really freaking stupid since you make private posts to me and this unlocks them.

Tch... when I find out who did...

[rogersrighthand.livejournal.com]

It even unlocks threads others have locked?

Ah. I suppose I should prepare for Lucci-san's imminent murder-attempts, then. And Kaku-san's.

OH MELLO SO INNOCENT

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

So, you can't make private posts? For how long it has been happening?

Fujiko glares suspiciously but unfortunately does this to everyone

[doubleppk]

I dunno. Friday I could lock things. Saturday night I was a little... busy so I might not have been able to, I don't know. I'm pretty sure whoever it was had to do it during Garp's party. And don't think I don't know you were there. And Matt. And the robots. And Lucci.

God damn it.

Re: Fujiko glares suspiciously but unfortunately does this to everyone

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I'm not hiding my whereabouts; I was there, yeah. But like you just mentioned, many other people were.

It unlocks the posts of those who try to talk to you as well?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Is there anyone that I can fucking kick to make you fucking feel less frustrated?

[doubleppk]

Not yet but thanks Agito <3 I'll let you know as soon as I figure out who did it.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Okay, good fucking luck on the fucking computer.

[mmanonmm.livejournal.com]

Will be de?

[doubleppk]

Dead. I made my tag too long. I should have just said "will die."

[mmanonmm.livejournal.com]

Total and utter FAIL!! Hahahaha!

[segnato.livejournal.com]

Did something bad happen to the computer?

[doubleppk]

Someone put a virus on it.

I'm a little mad. If you see someone on deck shooting fish with finger bullets don't panic, it's just me. And yes, I'm taking my laptop with me.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

It wasn't me.

[doubleppk]

Figures. *sigh* I was half-hoping this was your method of rokushiki online.

[sstolerate.livejournal.com]

That's very...colorful language, Fujiko.

[doubleppk]

Please. Like you don't sit there swearing in Italian when you're mad.

No one has EVER messed with my computer before. Not even Jigen was stupid enough. I'm pretty pissed off.

[caffinatekillua]

HAHAHAHA that's AWESOME

[doubleppk]

Yeah. You were my first suspect.

It IS kind of clever. I guess. MOSTLY annoying as fuck.

[sandlogia.livejournal.com]

Kuahahahaha.

[doubleppk]

OH FUCK YOU!

You couldn't have gotten to my laptop, it had water surrounding it. And you're not smart enough for this.