Oh this is just cute.

[doubleppk]

Oh yeah, that's freaking adorable.



Lucci, if you fucked with my computer, congratulations you've managed to frustrate the hell out of me. Only problem is, you forget, I wasn't involved and I'm not going to lead you to who was, they don't trust me anymore than you do for OBVIOUS reasons. And you probably already know who was responsible since he isn't exactly BEING sneaky.

And if it wasn't you, I will hunt down whatever idiot thought it'd be cute to fuck with my laptop. The only time I can think it was out of my sight was Garp's party so that narrows the list... some. Watch your backs people because I have a bullet reserved just for this idiot. And it can be a seastone one if necessary.

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[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

That it would have. Perhaps I'll learn how to work with computer viruses.

You realize, by the way, that it was Mello. Possibly Matt, if not.

[doubleppk]

I was pretty damn sure by now it was Mello if only because he was so fucking insistent in watching its effects. I suspect he might have had Matt help him program it and distract me if nothing else.

But thanks.

I'm going to do evil things to him when I settle on something.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Don't turn him into a woman; it's been done.

[doubleppk]

Yeah. By himself no less.

I'm not giving any money to Crocodile. Especially not with how mad Calgara is.

I'll come up with something. And it'll be glorious... Wanna help?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I don't see why not. To add to the trend of baseless pranking. Besides, he keeps hacking my threads.

[doubleppk]

Excellent. I'm thinking we poison half of his chocolate. That way he won't know which is which and won't be able to throw it all away. I just have to figure out the right kind of poison...

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

You do know it's stupid to say these things when it's impossible to make your entries private, right?

[doubleppk]

You're just bitter because it would work~

And I don't even care that you know. It won't save you and I enjoy a challenge.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Oh, just try it and we'll see the result. Don't forget I'm as paranoid as you are.

[doubleppk]

Mello darling NO ONE is as paranoid as me~

Besides, watching you throw away all your chocolate and have to go to a nearby island where we'd ALSO taint the chocolate in preperation for your desperation thereby depriving you for a week would work just as well for me I think. The only problem would be making sure Akito doesn't come to your rescue.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. I'm not THAT paranoid. I've way more chocolate hidden in my room than you'll ever find about, though.

He probably will. I ask him to dance like a chicken, and he'll do it, so too bad for you.

[doubleppk]

Doesn't matter, I'd just have to find JUST enough to replace/poison and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference so you'd either have to toss it ALL overboard to be safe or you'd eat it anyways. Either way hun, you're royally screwed.

I might be able to distract him for an entire week and hide that damn intercom. OR just you know... poison everything he sends without telling him. Whichever.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Do you really think I'm that addicted to chocolate?

I'll warn him about it, you know? He'd come personally to me to deliver it, just to make sure nothing happened.

[doubleppk]

Yes.

Won't matter. Firstly because you don't know WHEN I'd do it so starting now UNTIL I do it you'd have to make him do it personally and having him visit you in person that often would also drive you mad~

He'll use other people to taste everything he eats from now on XD

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Think again.

I'll eagerly wait for it, then.

hahaha :D

[doubleppk]

Good luck darling~

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

If you want it to do something particularly interesting, I could be of service in that area. If you're not willing to spend the time and money, there's always laxatives. It may be overdone, but I can't imagine it ever stops being unpleasant regardless.

[doubleppk]

Interesting sounds good. And time and money I currently have.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Interesting how? Or would you like some ideas?

[doubleppk]

Are you offering any? I figured you already had some. I can come up with some pretty evil ideas but I'm very curious to see what you have in mind.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Permanent or non-permanent?

[doubleppk]

Originally I was thinking non-permanent but now I'm very much intrigued. What have you got in mind for permanent?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't have anything in mind specifically. Options range from blindness to making everything sound slightly off-key. Most have antidotes. If I recall correctly, there is one that alters how the human brain perceives taste, so if you were planning to ruin his chocolate, that would be the way to do it.

[doubleppk]

Yes, this taste one? That I like.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

There is an antidote for it, but it's otherwise permanent. Of course, you're not obligated to tell him there is one, or even that he's been drugged, if he can't figure it out.