Oh this is just cute.

[doubleppk]

Oh yeah, that's freaking adorable.



Lucci, if you fucked with my computer, congratulations you've managed to frustrate the hell out of me. Only problem is, you forget, I wasn't involved and I'm not going to lead you to who was, they don't trust me anymore than you do for OBVIOUS reasons. And you probably already know who was responsible since he isn't exactly BEING sneaky.

And if it wasn't you, I will hunt down whatever idiot thought it'd be cute to fuck with my laptop. The only time I can think it was out of my sight was Garp's party so that narrows the list... some. Watch your backs people because I have a bullet reserved just for this idiot. And it can be a seastone one if necessary.

Comments

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Interesting how? Or would you like some ideas?

[doubleppk]

Are you offering any? I figured you already had some. I can come up with some pretty evil ideas but I'm very curious to see what you have in mind.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Permanent or non-permanent?

[doubleppk]

Originally I was thinking non-permanent but now I'm very much intrigued. What have you got in mind for permanent?

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't have anything in mind specifically. Options range from blindness to making everything sound slightly off-key. Most have antidotes. If I recall correctly, there is one that alters how the human brain perceives taste, so if you were planning to ruin his chocolate, that would be the way to do it.

[doubleppk]

Yes, this taste one? That I like.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

There is an antidote for it, but it's otherwise permanent. Of course, you're not obligated to tell him there is one, or even that he's been drugged, if he can't figure it out.

[doubleppk]

Excellent.

And he'll probably know since he can read this but that still means he has to find the antidote first. <3

Plus there's no garuntee that I'm not using the strange-taste poison to mask OTHER poisons so either way he'll be inevitably paranoid of his chocolate.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Valid points, all.

[doubleppk]

I'll definitely have to make a note never to prank you. Not that I would, you're too scary.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

At least someone around here still has some sense.

[doubleppk]

I certainly do try.