Oh this is just cute.

[doubleppk]

Oh yeah, that's freaking adorable.



Lucci, if you fucked with my computer, congratulations you've managed to frustrate the hell out of me. Only problem is, you forget, I wasn't involved and I'm not going to lead you to who was, they don't trust me anymore than you do for OBVIOUS reasons. And you probably already know who was responsible since he isn't exactly BEING sneaky.

And if it wasn't you, I will hunt down whatever idiot thought it'd be cute to fuck with my laptop. The only time I can think it was out of my sight was Garp's party so that narrows the list... some. Watch your backs people because I have a bullet reserved just for this idiot. And it can be a seastone one if necessary.

Comments

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

That's totally not even a cat.

[doubleppk]

No shit sherlock. Neither was the first one I posted, it was a hamster.

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

[doubleppk]

Pansy scaredy-cat. What's wrong? Can't handle losing? :P

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

LKGJLKSDG

I'm not SCARED, R-tard.

[doubleppk]

Suuuure. Ya hear that sound right now? That's me firing off my gun. Smell that smoke? Is it getting CLOSER by any chance? Uh-huh. Watch it Poland. If I can get away with Russia's top secrets you don't even want to see what I could do to your vital regions~

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

...like I said before. Totally not scared.

[doubleppk]

Oh please. You ran off into the bathroom and locked the door. What happened, wet yourself?

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Are you like...talking to another Rzeczpospolita Polska and getting him confused for me?

[doubleppk]

Well SOMEONE from YOUR room did. Do you share your room with anyone?

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

No.

Someone from my room might have been like, going to the bathroom or something.

I dunno.

Totally just saying.

[doubleppk]

Yeaaaah. Nice timing.

Feh. I'm not even mad at you specifically. Just mad. Sorry for taking it out on you. I told Ipin I wouldn't hurt you and that still holds true. For now.

[mmanonmm.livejournal.com]

You totally couldn't hurt me, girlfriend. I'm not scared of you.

[doubleppk]

Now see if you could just ADMIT you're a little scared of me I wouldn't want to frighten you so badly. It's when you say things like that I think I'm losing my edge and feel the need to use the wall behind you for target practice.

[mmanonmm.livejournal.com]

All right. I'll totally lie and say you scare me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[doubleppk]

...

Uh-huh.

If you're not scared why are back to hiding your identity? Scaredy-cat~

[mmanonmm.livejournal.com]

That's like, none of your business.

[doubleppk]

Tch. Picking on you just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. You should be stronger. Your people have survived Nazi warcamps and eventually pushed the soviets out. You can do it!

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

I know. I was totally there.

You can't keep Poland down. I'll keep coming back like a Phoenix!

[doubleppk]

Yeah. Totally.

I mean who led the religious revolution when the U.S.S.R. tried to ban Catholicism?

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

[doubleppk]

Damn right!

If you can defy Russia and live to tell the tale you can do anything, right?

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

[doubleppk]

Is that what you think I was doing?

I was actually just repeating something you told me once. Or well someone from your government did. Same thing right?

[totallypolska.livejournal.com]

Yeah but like, WHY are you saying that?